I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

Hollywood Reporter’s review of Michael says “ If you are unwilling to separate the art from the artist, this will not be a movie for you.”

It’s one thing to use that cliche when discussing Jackson’s music; it’s absolutely depraved to use it when talking about a movie about him funded by his estate.

The final straw in the right's war on football

Now I want to know who Groucho's villain guest stars were. I'm gonna say both James Mason and Milton Berle did spots.

Drone art over Hollywood for the Michael premiere, presented without comment

Text of a pair of tweets from Ben "Bee" Kahn: "I love how the Justice Society is half cosmic entities of unfathomable power, and half random people off the street who can punch real good. 'Here we have the Spectre, the omnipotent, reality-bending avatar of God's Wrath. And next to him is Al. He's short and real mad about it!'"

"And guess which one has a more hair-trigger temper! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised."

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Those anklets ain't gonna pay for themselves!

Close. It's actually short for The Pittsburgh, The

Cereal companies could very easily put ziploc closers on their bags but they don't because their business model depends on it going stale so you throw it out and buy more.

I think a lot of people in LA don't really know what the city attorney does or who even holds the office, but Feldstein-Soto is an absolute train wreck and replacing her with Marissa Roy is one of the most important city races this cycle.

Been reading Michael Walsh's Nullhunter recently. Really interesting sci-fi reinterpretation of Heracles, bleak as all get out. It's a shame it got cut down to ten issues instead of twelve, but given the two labors that got deleted, can't imagine how dark they would've gotten lol

Sometimes you just gotta steal a cow creamer to help out your old pal Stinker Pinker, that's the way the world is

April 19, 1999

FOC Cutoff ad for Absolute Green Arrow that looks sick as hell with the tagline "We need a Robin Hood that's less Errol Flynn and more Michael Meyers"

WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING ME THESE THINGS AND NOT LETTING ME READ IT RIGHT NOW

With that same "Please, man, I need this!" energy he brought to Eddie Brock

Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly*
Judi Dench: oh Garfield
Garfield: *snores loudly*
Judi Dench: you wretched creature
Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper*
Judi Dench: murderous reprobate
Garfield: *watches tv*
Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing

Been a somewhat fraught week as my mom had spinal surgery on Tuesday and Wednesday (planned for mobility reasons, not emergency). There was some concern last week she may have to go to a rehab facility, but she's recuperated enough to go home to continue recovery from there today. Very relieved.

Jamie Dornan to play Aragorn in FIFTY SHADES OF GANDALF THE GREY

I think people who are unaffiliated with government should also not work for Coinbase or Kalshi. I think those businesses should not exist, in the same way that asbestos installers shouldn't

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

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WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

Paddington 2 was a prison break movie, this is just classic sequel escalation

nice to know that shame (and the threat of Consequences) still exist at some level in politics, and a healthy reminder that every single elected is a replaceable cog in the machine of governance, not a unique talent that gets to be there despite abuses

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there