#MartyMcFlyer

Risto’s stick hit TK, but so did Malkin’s, and Malkin’s hand guided Risto’s stick into TK’s face.

Not my Piper, thankfully, but an absolute legend of a golden retriever down the street.

Next time you talk to your god, tell him I said Fuck You for letting dogs die.

Oh, damn, give a listen to the one they linked to. It's EXQUISITE.

Anything that’s clearly a liquid counts.

Oh wow! Congratulations!

DogTV is my favourite channel.

Looks like I’ll be watching 4-5 playoff games this year. Congrats, Flyers.

Shoot Trump For Us?

Alright. Stop, collaborate, AND listen? In THIS economy?

So he took the job knowing what she is and then almost quit over it? How brave!

I’m “I just called Snapchat ChatGPT without realizing it” years old.

Two things I’m probably wrong on:

1. Wendy’s grill sauce is way better than, but that might be because of the superior nugs

2. How do we feel about Taco Bell Volcano sauce on a dipping sauce list? It’s more of a topper than a dipper.

Dammit. Love me some Bobby Brink. He will be missed.

I don’t think we nerd one.

You will be visited by three spirits

Happy pansexual day, sexual pans! Hope it’s a good’un.

That’s in my top 10-15 all-time.

I’m an editor. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been asked what I write.

Hey guys, new hate symbol just dropped:

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I literally cannot imagine that.

Any freelance editors available that can be hired to help me chop 10k-15k out of a horror comedy novel? Got a *very* positive response from an agent but the length of the work is the issue (currently 110k on a horror/comedy, need to get closer to 90k-95k).

My wife: The bank account’s in pretty good shape.

Me: Why would you—

The washing machine: *breaks*

Start A Band

New Hollerado!

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What's Everybody Running For (Pt. 2) YouTube video by Hollerado - Topic

Hollerado
What’s Everybody Running For
#LyricsPrompt2025

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The Tea Party - The River YouTube video by TheTeaPartyVEVO

The Tea Party
The River
#LyricsPrompt2025

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PUP - Nothing Changes (Official Audio) YouTube video by puptheband

PUP
Nothing Changes
#LyricsPrompt2025

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