ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

I’ll give you that one, I was thinking more based on professions. You wouldn’t want that meal at a restaurant.

YouTube thumbnail of an old man with white hair and glasses in a plaid shirt standing in front of a fence, behind a trash bin and next to some kind of AC unit(???) with several cables running in various directions. The text overlay says: They Said I’m Too Old to Make Techno . . . So I Built a Darker, Harsher Sound That Refuses to Die The video is titled “Age vs Techno Was Never a Fair Fight… This Brutal Sey Proves Why” from the channel Global Shuffle Dance Music. I fully believe this man is the messiah.

Dude’s rock

Imagining a gas pump that was as reliable as Bluesky dot web site.

During WW2 the US kept the British away from the Manhattan Project as much as they could because British intelligence was so totally infiltrated by the Soviets that everything they knew got immediately passed along. Therefore James Bond is secretly a comrade working for the USSR. In this essay I wil

The hood of a hoodie but it’s got like a dozen eyes on it, get it, it’s the meme

Biblically accurate hoodie

Vibe news

They’d actually try that one tho

Vibe petroleum refining.

Vibe manufacturing. Vibe bartending. Vibe plumbing. Vibe harvesting. Vibe welding. Vibe bricklaying. Vibe cooking.

Growing up in a small town in NC with lots of people destined for Fort Bragg really trained me early on for how pervasive this attitude is.

I heard at some point that Morgan Freeman wants to play the captain in an adaptation of Arthur C. Clarke’s Rendezvous With Rama and is just looking for a good screenplay, and I feel strongly that I was born for this role.

One of the birthdays is singing Portishead for karaoke.

Not counting the birthday of marijuana.

There are five birthdays at the bar today.

Pal don’t remind me

Y’all ever heard of a van that’s loaded with weapons, packed up and ready to go?

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

grillin like krillin

I found a shampoo brand that came in aluminum screwtop bottles and used it for about two months until Walgreens put it behind a locked plexiglass barrier that required an employee to come get it for me at 11:00 p.m.

I found it! bsky.app/profile/deep...

When Shoeshine opened in 1947, I went to see it alone after one of those terrible lovers’ quarrels that leave one in a state of incomprehensible despair. I came out of the theater, tears streaming, and overheard the petulant voice of a college girl complaining to her boyfriend, “Well I don’t see what was so special about that movie.” I walked up the street, crying blindly, no longer certain whether my tears were for the tragedy on the screen, the hopelessness I felt for myself, or the alienation I felt from those who could not experience the radiance of Shoeshine. For if people cannot feel Shoeshine, what can they feel? My identification with those two lost boys had become so strong that I did not feel simply a mixture of pity and disgust toward this dissatisfied customer but an intensified hopelessness about everything . . . Later I learned that the man with whom I had quarreled had gone the same night and had also emerged in tears. Yet our tears for each other, and for Shoeshine did not bring us together. Life, as Shoeshine demonstrates, is too com­plex for facile endings.

Ah here we go:

@joelastname.bsky.social You’re probably the person most likely to know what I’m referring to.

Really need to accept that this is never coming to Mac and get a computer I can run Windows on.

Somehow I am surprised the band that wrote New York City Cops would go so hard.

What’s that Pauline Kael review where the review is mostly about her getting into an argument with her boyfriend and they both went to see that same movie that same night in different theaters?

Give us your bombers and you may have our baskets.

Who…are the experts? Experts on what??

Based on sharing a common flag color scheme with Ghana 🇬🇭, Guinea 🇬🇳, Guinea-Bissau 🇬🇼, Mali 🇲🇱, Senegal 🇸🇳 and several others, I can safely conclude that Lithuania 🇱🇹 is somewhere in West Africa.

One of the top 5 tweets but somehow not even a top 20 dril tweet.