Ugh I just wanna see trains packed with commuters again, and this is not helping

Oh good!

I have some cutting board mineral oil somewhere. I don’t know if that helps

Cold water/ice cube when fresh. Hydrogen peroxide if dried or set

So did he get it on a challenge?

He probably didn’t like the bill number #acab

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Don’t worry, McSweeney’s has the scoop bsky.app/profile/mcsw...

YOU: Hi my name is [name]. I’m calling from [ZIP CODE]. YOU: Today, President Trump said that “a whole civilization will die tonight” if Iran does not meet his deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. That rhetoric is extreme, dangerous, and disqualifying. 
FOR THOSE W/ DEM ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric and use every available procedural tool to stop further escalation, including support for impeachment and urgent public pressure on congressional leadership. FOR THOSE W/ GOP ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric, press the administration and cabinet to treat this as disqualifying conduct. YOU: Calling this what it is matters. Even if removal is difficult, elected officials should treat rhetoric like this as unfit and dangerous. YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS]

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That would be quite the Easter egg

I have many issues with them, but my most frequent one is that they are soooooooo slow

Spent all day wishing I could have been watching women’s De Ronde today instead of having M’s and W’s squeezed into a busy Easter Sunday. Also disappointed for next weekend knowing ASO squandered their v successful separate days Roubaix weekend into a single day affair 🤦‍♂️

It seems all the restaurant owner orgs are spending big money to double down on this. But if you can’t run a business without paying your workers at least real minimum wage, you don’t have a business—it’s a scam

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta ATLANTA—Forced to call off the approximately $4 billion journey around the moon due to unforeseen delays experienced by its four-member crew, NASA confirmed Thursday that the Artemis II mission failed...

“We thought we had enough time to stop for a Cinnabon, but before we knew it, we were sprinting across the terminal in our space suits and the rocket had already fired up its thrusters to leave orbit,” said Cmdr. Reid Wiseman

Oh heck yes.

This also feels very foreboding in the John Stirling Lord Kilmartin “Parliament is stressing me out” about to have a stroke and/or heart attack way.

BELOW: How Chicago feels about kings.

I hope you made it off! Or at least back in the air by now

How is @nytpitchbot.bsky.social supposed to keep up?

A flyer taped to a utility pole It features John Fetterman’s face with the eyes and mouth replaced by elements from American printed money , under the words “call your senator” and “I love bombing children with your money while you can’t afford healthcare “ and “call me” with his office number I assume

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

Reminder that Raja sucks. Early voting is open now! Go pick someone else, ideally Robin Kelly!

Google street view screenshot of an obscene single family home with a front door you could drive a golf cart though that was previously at least 4 apartments. Brick facade with hideous black metal bump out over the entryway. Mirror tinted windows from which to gaze secretly upon the proletariat while their dogs play in the park across the street (not pictured)

Or like this hideous thing next to the Bucktown dog park that was at least a 4-plex (maybe 6?) and is now a SFH. Zillow still has the old photos www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Cardinal Blase once again meeting the moment, on the human suffering of our pointless war: www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

A SKELEATEN IN CYBER WORLD AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - YOU LIVE FOR 30 OR 40 YEAR'S ON THE PLANET AND YOUR BODY STARTS CRAPPEN OUT AND ALL THE DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU IS "THAT HAPPENS" YEAH BUDDY IM AWARE IT HAPPENS AND ITS COOL TO BE BAD AT YOUR JOB BECUASE ITS A WAY TO SABOTAGE CAPTALISM BUT ALSO I NEED HEALTH CARE SO IDK WHAT TO DO EXCEPT SMOKE MORE WEED "ITS SORT OF MEDICINE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Fighting is easy, governing is harder. And they have no interest in governing according to the constitution

That makes sense—the human work is there. In many ways it’s the opposite of using a GPT. Instead of typing a prompt and getting something back, your hard work becomes the prompt for someone else’s hard work

This post is 2 whole days behind? Finals were today…

Quick and easy actions to take on some upcoming Illinois state traffic bills