I just submitted a university essay where I described the coronation of Charlemagne as "the poor self-control of a licentious pope as he prematurely erupted his papal oils over the fuming warlord" and I'm not sure if I'm gonna get marked down for the phrasing but also - worth it.
For some reason i decided to stream today so we are playing the misadventures of Talion & Smellbrimbor, aka Middle Earth: Shadows of War. Come hang out and collect orcs like pokemon! www.twitch.tv/vykosvt
My first video essay, coming soon.
Oh no my readings and tutorial on the First Crusade turned into a 3000 word essay on the origins of fascism which is threatening to turn into my first ever video essay send help no wait send snacks.
My shortest video yet. youtu.be/YReN1m7C4W4
Everyone is a cynic. Everyone hates humanity. Everyone breathes sarcasm. This is the status quo.
Hope and love are punk rock.
Went to bed at 5pm to maximise sleep before an early start. Wake up to see a soft dawn glow at the window. Check my phone, it's 7:30. Amazing, 14 hours sleep. I feel rested and fantastic. Start getting ready for uni until I notice the "dawn" fading. It's now 8pm; I slept for 2 hours.
Insomnia sucks
Yeah, I guess being alive ain't so bad.
I'm starting a class action lawsuit against Jesus for stealing all my sins. Anybody want in?
I call this section of my walk "running the bird shit gauntlet"
This is as good as AI is going to get.
They call me Grocery Moses because I've been wandering this supermarket for what feels like 40 years and I'm starting to think I'll die before I find the milk and honey.
I've been very closely following American politics for the last decade, because I correctly believed something awful was likely to happen there, that would affect the whole world. Now that it is happening, I think it is time to focus on the politics of my own country, to ensure we don't follow suit.
Topical.
Thanks so much! I really need to get off my arse and make more. <3
Fun fact: AI was invented in the 1980s by Alfred Yankovic. He was so far ahead of his time that people called him Weird AI Yankovic.
My phone has been telling me "there is moisture in the charging port" for the last decade. Two days ago I got caught in a massive storm and got soaked through, including my phone. Now the notification is gone. I think I vaccinated my charging port.
My headcanon is that "Big Beautiful Bill" is what Trump used to call Clinton when they hung out with Epstein together.
Pile-o'lotl
Specifically, a wolf rampant cendre
I was digging for worms on the riverbank when I heard from a nearby walking path a dude scolding his dog for being friendly. "I hate people," he said. "I'm not angry, I just need you to hate people like I do."
I would have paid anything to hear the dog's well-adjusted response.
I have performed a comprehensive study of all of all the neighbourhood kitties and I wish to report that this is the best kitty.
I made a thing.
This aged like wine. youtu.be/x6ErE7kl_Bk?...
It's monstrous how under reported this is. Nearly a third of the first page of Google results on it are Israeli propaganda, with the original Reuters article pushed back to the second page. Literally pushing sponsored Zionist content beside .il domain name news articles.
“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.
Look at these three doofuses not one of them can find the worm without help
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New D&D lore video hot off the presses. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd
