His Instagram reel algorithm must be insane

My book, Modern Man’s Burden, is dedicated to all the little boys who couldn’t “sit still” in class. To those that have ever been talked down to by a condescending woman on a historical subject they knew more about. To those that learned more from video games than homework.

This post didn’t blow up on here for some reason

It’s really cool they have their own gifted kid eldest daughter syndrome

My friend in HS was one of those “teachers don’t know what they’re talking about” kids and now that he grew out of it he posts 20 Hasan and Juniper tweets to his Instagram story a day

Is that just Jack Antonoff

This has everything you need in a single capsule

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It goes deeper

Americans won’t let their kids walk around the block because they might get trafficked but will let their cat outside to get crushed by a teen going 40 in a residential street.

And the teens that do watch Star Trek are Spirk fujoshis just like the old days

Yep

I live next to your apartment and I love just opening and closing the closet door.

Really solid branding though. If it was on a Monday it’d be a top 3 holiday

Chuds love posting old MTV footage saying how much fresher the beats were back then and then ignore the sucka mc statistics for that era

Hey man, your TV settings look off, do you have motion smoothing turned on or something?

Guy with a paused frame of Bart’s penis from The Simpsons Movie burned onto his OLED screen: It just came like that.

Hope you can make it to some good screenings, American cinematheque is doing a live jazz film noir series

God forbid a white boy have a lil hyperfixation as a treat!

How long you in LA for

Most people didn’t

Sort of like how the movie The Bucket List invented the term for when Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman do a bucket list.

Good news is the launch was successful. The bad news is there’s not going to be another transport vessel in that sector for another 43 cycles.

dinosaur village rv mobile home park, dinosaur statue and sign, route 40, jensen, utah, 1991

dinosaur village rv mobile home park, dinosaur statue and sign, route 40, jensen, utah, 1991

Snobby critics think they know what the common people want

dennis hotel, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978

dennis hotel, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978

If Rocco went the sam Hyde route

Going to suck when it happens at work and we all have to just keep working like normal

This work week plus the current state of the world definitely calls for a rewatch of the Dark Knight Trilogy this weekend.

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve been using “He played me like a fiddle” all wrong