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You can call it a hoax. You can call it a staged event. But mostly you can call it the workings of a sick, demented man.
“The United States is being murdered, and it’s an inside job. Every department, every branch, every bureau and function of the federal government is being fatally corrupted or altogether dismantled or disabled.”
An ICE agent faces felony assault charges for pulling a gun on two victims in Minneapolis.
I’ve got all of the latest details, including how the incident took place & how the local District Attorney is able to prosecute this federal agent.
youtu.be/LS4QohJIg7A?...
The most hypocritical, ridiculous administration in history, and it’s not even close.
noticing a theme
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES
Montana — yes, deep red Montana — has a plan to effectively neuter Citizens United.
No Supreme Court ruling or constitutional amendment needed.
Here's how it works. https://youtu.be/p1fPbGHe3xE?si=QZRQImV8KYD5Y90r
More of this, less of bombing other countries
(From @acyn.bsky.social )
That whole section when he shoots up on is genius.
And considering releasing $20b in Iranian funds. Oh where have I heard that before? 🤔
Here you go!
Stevens to RFK Jr: "To top it off, Mr Secretary, I got a copy of HR-944. You know what it is? It's your impeachment articles, sir. You have abused your office, you have gutted America's public health! You should be ashamed."
That’s why he’s pardoned and commuted the sentences of all the Jan 6 attackers.
Is that the shingle and what’s next to it is the 💩?
WTF IS THAT???
WTF is THAT?
“Hey! We’re running short on shingles!!!”
A Just War is very different than just war.
John Travolta and Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction
Jesus and one of his 12 disciples
Stop right there!
Incarcerate
Creepy
Epsteinistas
You now work for him, like everyone else. Sorry.
He’s #SofaKing pathetic
