Don’t ask why I have this:

He sucks, he’s a moron and will absolutely damage Democrats chances. Fox News would love to make him the face of the left.

Because you’re supposed to be better than the people you think you are better than (he’s also rich, that’s why he acts like that)

First time I saw Sharon Stone. Never forget.

Even more impressive because he was a horse

The one thing that overcomes all of that for me is Star Wars. It makes me feel like a kid again.

Not all of them. But most of them.

A soft rock Rage Against the Machine cover band called Anger Against the Device

I’m sure. Just not interested.

I never visit any YouTube channels whatsoever. I would rather die than listen to some Star Wars YouTuber. Or any YouTuber.

They definitely changed Rogue One from a Star Wars Anthology to A Star Wars Story because they thought people wouldn’t know what anthology meant, right?

Gonna guess this guy will be a sad boy opening weekend

The eagle:

I mean, one would hope so

One of the silliest complaints is people saying they’re not as excited for the Mandalorian as they were in 1999 for the Phantom Menace or 2015 for the force awakens.

You’re never gonna be that excited again. Ever. But that doesn’t mean the movie isn’t worthwhile.

Everyone always thinks Star Wars has changed, but they never question whether they have changed.

Were you a fan of 77? It’s been 50 years almost. It would be weird if you were still just as excited.

Gamers remain one of the biggest groups of babies ever.

Wrestling fans, Star Wars fans, and gamers are all in a 3-way tie for Dumbest Group Ever (Non-Political Division).

This is all true by the way. I woke up so sad.

Wife: “Why are you watching the Hot Ones episode with Scarlett Johansson from seven years ago?”

Me: “…..”

Her: “ Is this because you had a dream about her the other night where she was our nanny?”

Me: “I just felt like we had a connection.”

“Efficient” haha

Hey @jeffgerstmann.com Pete Hines said this about Bethesda. Thoughts?

I’ll hang up and listen.

“IN A WORLD where Kenneth Branagh is everywhere…only one man can stop him: KENNETH BRANAGH.”

You gave it a good life. It’s time to move on.

Have heard the phrase “attention economy” twice today so I guess we’re in this era

Stephen Sommers’ The Mummy

“Dad, I want Star Wars.”

“We have Star Wars at home.”

The Star War at Home:

Related: kind of getting excited for the Mandalorian and Grogu

Always go into a movie with an open mind and an open heart.

Don’t sit there with your arms folded while you are smirking. Because then you’ll get exactly what you expect: a bad time.

Give something a chance to surprise you

He did it again