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This gremlin wants to cuddle all the time!

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Panel 1:
Bob sits on an armchair and asks, "Bob, are you ready?"

Panel 2:
The other Bob, wearing a red dress and sporting a moustache, enters the room and says, "I'm ready."

Panel 3:
The first Bob says, "You can't go out like that."

Panel 4:
The first Bob stands up, combs the other Bob's moustache, and says, "Your moustache is unkempt."

Panel 1: Bob sits on an armchair and asks, "Bob, are you ready?" Panel 2: The other Bob, wearing a red dress and sporting a moustache, enters the room and says, "I'm ready." Panel 3: The first Bob says, "You can't go out like that." Panel 4: The first Bob stands up, combs the other Bob's moustache, and says, "Your moustache is unkempt."

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K.Rool spreading the word about DKVine to many characters outside of the DKU.

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header: the 5th wave    by rich tennant
title: the overlooked versatility of the commodore c-64
first panel: paperweight
(illustration of a screen weighing down a pile of paper on a desk)
second panel: snack table
(illustration of a screen with a burger, fries and drink/straw sitting on top)
third panel: hat & glove dryer
(illustration of a screen with a hat and a pair of gloves sitting on top. there is also a cup of something steaming with a spoon in it on the desk)
fourth panel: night light
(illustration of a screen sitting on the ground, powered on, emitting light in a dark room)
(where the commodore 64 is i have no idea)

header: the 5th wave by rich tennant title: the overlooked versatility of the commodore c-64 first panel: paperweight (illustration of a screen weighing down a pile of paper on a desk) second panel: snack table (illustration of a screen with a burger, fries and drink/straw sitting on top) third panel: hat & glove dryer (illustration of a screen with a hat and a pair of gloves sitting on top. there is also a cup of something steaming with a spoon in it on the desk) fourth panel: night light (illustration of a screen sitting on the ground, powered on, emitting light in a dark room) (where the commodore 64 is i have no idea)

comic, computer gaming world, magazine (1995) archive.org/details/comp...

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But do they need cash now?

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Revenge of the Tiny phase of the K. rool boss fight from dk64

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Raikou, Suicune and Entei are all scooting their little booties across the floor

Raikou, Suicune and Entei are all scooting their little booties across the floor

Choo-choo! This legendary trio is now available to scoot into your life in sticker form!

You can find them over on our site!

1 day ago 76 21 0 0

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

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🙋🏻‍♀️🤣🤷🏻‍♀️❤️🖤
#adhd #possessed #indieauthor #fictionauthor #kyonajiles

3 days ago 5 2 1 0
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tomdachi thread! (I appreciate how this game sometimes nails your islanders personalities)

5 days ago 39 1 2 0

I would, if people actually let me smash my brains out like I wanted to years ago

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Seeing a "30+ is old lol" YCH going around.

DO.

NOT.

Do not buy into that narrative.

Your 30s is where time definitely on your side. Don't let a shit joke take root and grow like cancer within, ever.

Don't let it become your guide.

Fuck that self-deprecating humor.

Signed-

A Greymuzzle.

4 days ago 778 272 27 22

Because people are realizing that "convenience" means paying a shitload of money to basically rent a movie or song you never own and everyone is tired of it. I'm not even a physical media stan and I think it's pretty obvious and makes all the sense in the world

4 days ago 732 207 26 14

Wait, are they horny or did they hear i was horny?

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Kinda tired of this now 🫩

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Can't figure out if my adhd medication is failing or if it's just a really bad week

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I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

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We all have days like this

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I'm gonna be dead honest I could not put together a proper map of influences for the life of me, like there's artists I admire a lot but I either didn't directly study or don't think really come through in what I do. You'd have an easier time pointing out resemblances than I would

4 days ago 2 2 1 0
A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

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Plot twist: due to international copyright law, it's not Godzilla

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that fucking "always morally correct" meme with the jeri curl and the shitty 80s 3d effects. honestly, not-seeing it is a privilege, but adding it to the post helps it make sense

that fucking "always morally correct" meme with the jeri curl and the shitty 80s 3d effects. honestly, not-seeing it is a privilege, but adding it to the post helps it make sense

i think this meme cost us 2+ iq, collectively

4 days ago 8 2 1 0
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Yall, look at my cactus.

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gecko onesie?

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honestly every day

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when I was 11, my dad rented Full Metal Jacket for a family movie night. He only ever knew of History Channel approved R. Lee Ermy before then

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If I had the external motivation of literally anything to motivate me to work on my personal projects, I would be UNSTOPPABLE

stupid not-so-sexy adhd >:c

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