Also, since Auburn didn't make a graphic for the bye week, I decided to make my own

GAmE FoUR

Twitter threatens to do something stupid quarterly, so I'm doing my quarterly check in

We doing this again this year or nah?

Back on my bullsh*t this morning

I'm gonna use that one a lot during the LSU/FSU game, so y'all might wanna go ahead and unfollow me now

Creed is reuniting, and college football is almost back

I often see these favorites pop up as people's Twitter profile pics from time to time.

Does it take place on Pen Island?

100% put that graphic on a candle and sent it to someone as a gag gift

The perfect candle for morning meditations

Mainly cuz folks getting salad tossed in the janitors closest BUT YOU DUNNO THAT ALIENS AREN'T INVOLVED THO

There are long-held rumors that suspicious activities occur within the non-public areas of the Denver International Airport. These areas and activities have colloquially become known as Bluecifer's Salad Bar

take me back to Muhlenberg County

I don't intend on using this platform to spout off nonsense about the Denver International Airport, but you know "the best laid plans" and all that