Yes, Right There…

*sends text @ 11:02 pm*

my drunk ass @ 11:03 pm: omggg they hate me and blocked me 😩

But why? Maybe it’s because I’m not married yet. My thought process is.. we’re 5 years in.. I’m expecting to still be in the honeymoon phase.

Them in the house with me for the next 6-12 weeks”

Me: Everything ok??

Them: Yeah, everything’s fine. I just can’t be around them long periods of time.. Mind you .. they’ve only been married about 5 years..

WTF DO PEOPLE GET MARRIED IF THIS IS THE END RESULT?!

QTNA:

And this is a serious question, so bear with me …

Patient comes in saying that they have an upcoming surgery. We do the pre-op and go through the process of making sure they’ll have someone with them post-op.

They say: “Well, my spouse will be there, but Lord, help me. I can’t deal with

I sure did!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m actually loving the trend where 🥷’s is cuttin’ that wolf p*ssy off of their faces …

Yes Lawd. Clean face me please ☺️♥️😉

Less than 7 second video of you 📽️

❤️💛💚🖤

Thank you babbbeeessss 🥰🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 same to you sissy!!!

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I’m not talking to no yt ppl today

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To all my people in the struggle… HAPPY FREE MY 🥷’s DAY !!!! 🙂‍↕️🫶🏾💯❤️💚🖤🤎

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My V must think she Travis Barker this morning the way she beatin’ and drummin’… hate when my period about to start 😩😮‍💨😤

You’re welcome baby girl 💕 it’s already done 🙂‍↕️🥰

🤝🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️

Never realized how much I need my middle finger until I hurt it 😮‍💨😩… I can’t do SHIIAATTT!! 😭😭

#blacksky

Happy Mother’s Day from us to you ❤️

😭🤣

Haven’t met his family? You’re not the one.
Been together 5+ years? You’re a placeholder

Men aren’t complicated. Dating isn’t hard, we’re just sometimes misled by emotion.

So boss up, pull it together and set boundaries… love yall! 💋

Dating isn’t hard … case in point:

He doesn’t call? He don’t like you.
He doesn’t keep his word? He don’t like you.
He’s inconsistent? He has someone else.
Only calls when he wants something? He’s using you.
Starts random arguments? He’s cheating.
He’s not investing in you? You’re not worth it

It’s not the filter, it’s you!!! 🥰

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So let me get this straight…

Most of y’all [men] are:

25+
Single
Educated
Big D*ck Bandits
Single
Minimum to NO kids
Have jobs/Hardworking
Like BLACK women
Single
Good looking
Mature and …..

Single?!

#blacksky #blackskyover30 #blackskyover21

Riddle time:

I may cause you pain, but I will not kill you.

What am I??

Happy happy Birthday 🎊🎉🎁

Still slap!! 😌🎧🎶

Happy Not Like Us Day to all who celebrate

I had the best time last night !

#gnx #blacksky

What’s most repulsing is he’s practically begging to get them to like him like…….. hoe, is u cool?! *Deep Negro Spiritual Sigh* 😔

Preacher Boy wanted you to know the talent was all him, all live. We waiting for the album.

I need my back popped so bad 😩😩😩