The ultimate power

if he's good at it, it's awesome. if he's bad it's even better.

the weakest part of weird the al yankovic story is that they just dub in the original weird al vocals instead of making daniel radcliffe sing all the songs himself.

That's the only unalloyed good reason to go anywhere.

honestly I've heard worse reasons to come here

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?

lesithuliarn manethriol is an overnight stock clerk at walmart

greg smith single handedly disanimated 680 skeletons in the Valley of Night.

one thing about me is i love to make up a name for an elf.
althierian bladesinger
lesithuliarn manethriol
ylvinaelliere whispernock
greg smith

my girlfriend Mathethriellenar gave me the head of the spear she used to kill the wanax of pylos so i could pawn it for weed money

yeah these days i only hook up with elves who predate the bronze age collapse

A large ask but urgent!

My phone bill is due tomorrow and Internet is due Wednesday. These are already extended dates and will be shut off Friday if I can’t get help which means I can’t come online for help, can’t contact my disabled kids medical team, my kids schools and my elderly dad I help.

And I think Hasan is a total fool for trying to argue that Mamdani embracing Obama is “good for the left.” We are not making liberals more “left” by rehabilitating Obama; we are moving right. Do you, though. Whatever. It’s been a nauseating two days seeing people glaze a mass murderer.

oh then they definitely were makin that shit

i saw one with a hair on it once and i was like. I don't need to be eating pig hair.

i would fuck this shit up in a way that would scare everyone around me.

to me it is pork rind. I despise pork rind. But also idk I can't think of anything off the dome that is wholly irredeemable, there's just stuff I don't typically enjoy.

it's two ingredients and one of them was pre-made in a factory and put in a can

i would imagine it means "they probably made this but no actual physical evidence that they did exists so lets be careful with the words we use"

I expect any english person I ever meet to talk like this, much like how I expect they expect me to speak like a cowboy, to which I will oblige.

guvnah, innit.

Ah, you mean you were all members of the alpha legion.

I did. it has good in the name.

i think it's fucked up that you can't just use music in your think however you want without paying like tens of thousands of dollars. i think if i want to put beach boys good vibrations in my thing it should just be allowed whenever with no issues.

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