Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings
DG The Daily Galaxy A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to 'Restore Pluto to a Planet,' and NASA's chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected
"No. They know why."
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
Unlike most mecha anime, the Pitt is about the characters!
oh this is a great idea
me when one of our "favourite" customers storms into the office first thing in the morning
crazy that we have the tech to record a video of earthset from the orbit of the moon but it's still tilted at 90 degrees the wrong way
13 years ago today, Injustice: Gods Among Us was originally released on PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Wii U in NA. It was developed by NetherRealm Studios and published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment.
Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS
I know the old adage is "Pick someone you think is Hot, Pick someone you think is Cool, then Pick Iori Yagami", but I do think Beni's hop and jump arcs could potentially be lifechanging for some folks
Speed Rin 179
Anyway, Digital Circus takes place in the same universe as Bright(2017)
Anthology of the Killer is OUT NOW on PS5 and Nintendo Switch!
The groundbreaking and dreamlike, IGF Nuovo-winning horror-comedy series from legendary auteur thecatamites, is finally on console!
Play once and remember forever.
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
Contra points stating she would debate Hasan about Israel.
Okay Contra's brain has been fully eaten by her ego and if she does this she's going to do a Klein speedrun any% and start suing him for defamation after being humiliated.
Which is to say, "so true queen, you're gonna do GREAT, don't listen to the haters!"
Picked up pokeopia and was struggling to name myself
I decided if I did die my ditto would probably name itself after me but in broken Pokemon language
Silly little sirinaka thing
Patriarchy isn't a metaphor, baby! Men can be more men but men can't be women, and that it's all just chemicals and hormone disorders are banal in their commonality is irrelevant! Fuck your body up on T all you want, but do NOT give it to a woman (unless she's got a T deficiency, that's fine)
This coming SUNDAY, APRIL 19th at 2 PM PACIFIC is the next ONLYMIDS: CLASS WARS showdown! FT3, single elim, random seeds feat. alumni Arcfieri, Chastity, Leo., Joy, Renhosoft, Wobbllobb, and AppalloFreed.
Catch the stream at twitch.tv/kohquette !!
#rev2forev2
EXPLOSION!!!! Dana Zane from @sukeban.moe's VA-11 Hall-A enters the Exploding Judo Ring for an official collaboration! She'll be available on April 24 as a free update to the base game! Time to mix drinks and change lives... with A BEATDOWN! #gamedev #va11halla #FGC
Me, upon hearing the stories of Smash players going crazy over power ranking write-ups: huh that's weird
Me, after reading the PGG top 50 by Matt the Chipp and BBWifi: oh
The fun thing about Skullgirls is that you're never that far away from another release date for some version of it.
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
Me in New Phyrexia
Art on the back of a Rat MTG artist proof, it's Neil Banging Out The Tunes
I've been trying to do one AP art a day until the event next month and I didn't realize until I sat down that this was the perfect opportunity to Commemorate An Important Anniversary
This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist
There’s a very interesting confluence happening right now between WWE, UFC, and the Trump administration and it’s that they’ve decided to openly reject giving people anything that they want and are beginning to become surprised that people aren’t enjoying that
they put his address in the article lmao
