a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people in a bar with a sign that says one on it . Alt: Scene from the film ‘Easy A’ where a teacher walks up to a female student reminding her that tomorrow is earth day.

Don’t forget

“Please: not throw away! I give you happy poopy time.”

I was well on my way to work when I suddenly had a panic attack wondering if I had brought the dog back inside. I got back home to find him inside sleeping on his bed.
I need some way to determine that I did this in the future b/c that kind of anxious wondering was not helpful. Woke me up though!

A man (Darrel) holds a majestic rooster

My two favorite cocks ♥️

a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles, i 'm in danger " below him

My seventh house, and it’s doing great…so far

Morning of my interview and so far I’ve managed to:
- forget to take my medication including my anti-anxiety
- neglect to take a rain jacket so now I’m a little moist
- aaaand spill my coffee on my shirt.

👍 I’ve got this

Oooh, warm or cool?

For “science,” what color do you associate with May? (IE April: Blue, March: Green, etc.)

I’m leaning towards Goldenrod or maybe even eggplant—but I’m curious what others think. #importantquestionsofbluesky

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Taking tomorrow off; about to have a real Good Friday.

Logging on

twitter screenshot that reads 'i do not love wine' APRIL FOOLS

it's her day

Welcome to the world 🐣
First one out

If
U
Seek
Amy

Nirvana - In Bloom (Official Music Video) YouTube video by NirvanaVEVO

Happy Spring Equinox from the PNW 🌧️

TFW you have to coordinate schedules and make arrangements (esp. with lovely Mercury Retrograde) 🙃

the cover of POUNDED BY THIS HANDSOME SENTIENT FOUR-LEAF CLOVER ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY featuring a handsome muscular buckaroo on the right. he is standing in a green clearing with nice light shining down and next to him is a sentient four leaf clover with a winning smile

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY BUCKAROOS

How… why are you smoking a cigarette while gas is pumping 4 feet away?

The song in question:
Fabulous - MEEK

I will listen to this song and only this song because this is the best song and therefore no other songs exist.

The roads are clear except for the black ice. 🙄

Ok but why is it snowing? So random.

Overheard someone walking by on the phone thanking someone for introducing AI to their department and 🤢 🤮

(If I ever say that: something is wrong and I’m signaling I need help)

Same energy as someone who would take a few Duolingo lessons and put ‘hablo espanol’ on their resume.
Do better, WADoL.

a judge is sitting at a desk in a courtroom pointing at someone . ALT: a judge is sitting at a desk in a courtroom pointing at someone .

I love big books, and I also get to a point where as much as I’m really invested in the story I just want it to be over

I asked my hubby if he would be down to watch Westworld because I wanted to give it a rewatch. Show I showed him the trailer but he said he didn’t know if he would feel it because it’s like 9 years old 😭
Who is this man?

They love you when you support all their whims and ambitions in spite of your own goals, and they spurn you when your needs run counter to their prerogatives.
I just needed a sympathetic ear, and instead I got a tongue lashing

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

While I appreciate Phil’s contribution to weather forecasting, the fact that we’re likely going to be 60° this weeks to me signals an early spring.
60°, in early February.