Britney Spears was right. I know what you are

“Boy do I have egg on my face!”

- me, eating breakfast

Palantir used to have affinity groups and DEI as late as 2022, and I had the logos saved on my phone because they pissed me off so much and of course they buried those pages. But I never forgot.

i tried to check in there once but my health insurance was denied :(

her pants are unbuttoned for an amazing reason

a drag queen with red hair and a choker is making a face . ALT: a drag queen with red hair and a choker is making a face .

my dear JuAuditor Carlos…

my ass

hale. hearty. (w)hole.

get to your ancestral lands and find one of those marionettist rats they’ve got there? 🤲

you’re just drawing conclusions i’m not convinced are in your best interest...not that i’d know anything about that!

oh my, i fear you’ve got it all wrong

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to, btw

my mom was hired by the first company to manufacture and market ICDs in 1985, the year they got FDA approval for them (she just retired last week actually!) – they used to be huge AF 😭

some are born Slovenian…some achieve Slovenianity…and some have Slovenianity thrust upon them

thank god whole wheat cinnamon rolls could never work

to think that just yesterday you were speculating about not having a post here with over 2k likes

the high value currencies of bluesky are nudity and insanity, devastated to be shy and normal

this country is run like a damn Rube Goldberg machine. only a deeply propagandized and/or ignorant person could look at its functioning and be like “wow 🤩”

how much time has American federalism wasted? how many lives has it derailed and extinguished?

heated chivalry

wish i could even compete tbh

whoever is responsible (whether a single person or group of people) need(s) to be imprisoned. a classic example of white collar criminals getting off without any punishment in the USA.

the astronauts are already back? underwhelming sorry

Shall we be dragged by him to the bottom of the sea? Shall we be towed by him to the infernal world?

Average GOP policy outcome