"Violent purges followed by swift turnarounds and rehabilitation" is peak Minion activity

Woke: The minions worked for Stalin

Bespoke: The Minions were the original vor y zakone, famed for never bowing to the demands of the gulag wardens or snitching (largely due to incompetence, of course)

Redneck Wonderland YouTube video by Midnight Oil - Topic

Playing this song over and over to anyone who still doesnt get this

youtu.be/P6R4BuPFAI4?...

kicked outta the vegas party cause I won't stop pronouncing cocaine as "cuckin"

Ideal relationship dynamic

Lincoln and Douglas spending hours debating before crowds of tradesmen and farmers right in the middle of a late Illinois summer day is crazy to think about now

yes, yes we are winning

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A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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Would cash transfers like that be counted in wages?

I think I read somewhere that Hispanic poverty rates specifically jumped A TON when the pandemic programs went away

They also have their pipelines in the north which connect too Pakistan and China, and I dont think theyve been hit yet. Overall they can still move a pretty big chunk of oil

Also arguably the biggest denom to not believe that humanity is inherently sinful/kinda busted. Which is nice! Its a mich healthier relationship to the divine

Matt, dont you understand!?! Zoosha and P Mog flipped a grunt!

Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

The Lady Schnork...

I think as long as Harris can slay Newsom and maybe Buttigieg, she can pretty easily ride a 10+ candidate field to an easy primary win

I think we are mostly in agreement here. Biden won because of a mix of the field being incredibly fragmented, and him being VP meant he was the only one in the field with name recognition outside of Bernie, who the prim electorate didnt like.

Like if Harris runs in 2028, I can predict with 100% certainty that there wont be a debate where she blows a blood vessel in her eye, and then her dentures fall out of her mouth, rendering her unable to speak

He did!! But it was messy as hell (this is my eternal gripe that 2024 Biden was fine, 2020 Biden ran the worse primary campaign of all time and still somehow won)

Would immediately turn it into a 2020 kind of primary, imho, except that her campaign probably wouldnt be as terrible as Biden's

Like, 'Grand Magos Francis Bacon' would go so hard. Maybe set him in opposition to Genetor Blaise Pascal...

Huh, I didnt know that Pakistan had that dog in them, to project power in the Gulf...

"The Rum Tum-Tugger" Sir, there are children in the audience!!

Depluralise a film:

Dial M for Crow

The SBC itself has been the site for a centuries long shadow war between Arminians and Calvinists. There is actually a decent amount of theological pluralism IF you talk to the right people.

Happy Easter 🐣

Panzer Dragoon ass animal...

Every hot person loves talking about how they're actually dorks like that's interesting, but the truth is that everyone is a dork.

Kendric Tonn, in response to my prompt about explaining pikachu to a medieval peasant, QTed: Whan that Cipangu with hyr bestes sondrie A ratte birthes, what in Engelond might be Grei and foul and full of humours dour, From Cipangu is yelwen as daisy-flour. In Oriyent yclept Pika-chu is this ratten, And frend he yis to a boie with an hatten.

I almost forgot about this one