𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙧:

The innate ability to know when your mate starts coloring their hair.

𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 says "The war in Iran is going along swimmingly. We can do whatever we want..."

Yeah, when you're a star, you can do that.

You can grab them by the peninsula...

Wait, I 𝙨𝙖𝙬 SW when it came out. Twice (my buddy & I snuck back into the theatre for a second showing).

Must have missed the little guy... );

Thinking of another great animal image posting account, would be super-cool if somehoe "Bodega Bunnies" was a thing ..

Difficult to believe the banking institutions themselves would allow this.

While it's true that as of '24, only around 6% of people in U.S. had no bank account, how many of the rest are not citizens?

Foreign corporations, permanent residents, all do business here.

This homophobic idea is idiotic.

"Old Man Trump", 1954, about his slumlord racial and discriminatory housing practices.

Apple not falling far from tree:

I suppose
Old Man Trump knows
Just how much
Racial hate
He stirred up
In the blood pot of human hearts
When he drawed
That color line
Here at this Beach Haven family project

Argh! More coffee, sorry!

Damned auto-correct!

Hot dogs 3: Pasta Paws Love

Am 1/2 way there having been on Prius for 20 years, but you're right, here in U.S. it can be so much further to travel EV charge times don't yet cut it

Then again, last 2 really long car trips were for work, 800 miles 1-way in '16, 1,300 in '18. Deadheaded there for both, took it easy coming back

Web page status.bsky.app reports it is down

Visiting status.bsky.app

Is the DDOS attack over?

Misfortunate

100% USDA 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙞𝙡, for sure... );

Great dis!

It's also likely what 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 secretly thinks of himself; when he thinks at all, which does not appear to be often.

"Weak down there" threw me off at first. Certainly, given his own character and proclivities, Fred would be looking up?

Ooooohhh, I get it. A toadstool joke! );

More of a nuts 'n bolts Skiffy guy, but Jim Hines's Libriomancer books are pretty good, along with Seanan McGuire's Incrypted tales...

Have seen a couple other takes on this

(Apologies to Roger Waters)

We don't need your false compassion
No bleatings from your darkened soul
The Holy See can see right through you
Donny, leave that Pope alone
Hey, Donny, leave that Pope alone!

All in all we know you're not a Christian at all...

Sweet dreams are made of gravy

Who am I to dis a roux

I've sampled sauces, perfectly seasoned

Everyone wants to live savory...

Channeling 𝘠𝘶𝘭 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳...

Lenin -> Despot 𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚

Stalin -> Lenin 𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚

Putin -> Stalin 𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚

Orban -> Putin 𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚

Trump -> Orban 𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...

Let's hope the next Russian & U.S. leader's names have more than five letters...

Kushner, Witkoff, and Vance:

The 𝙊𝙮 Team

They Live
Hiilariously bad

The Shining
Kubrick FUBAR'd a great novel

Vanishing Point
Awful ending, great until then

Battlefield Earth
Somehow even worse than the book

I come in peace
Aliens stealing endorphins? Really?

Kill Switch
He should have stopped with Casey

Cover of "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxkey

Hoping Scared Ketchup shows him using a stair lift on AF 1...

Compelling proposal.

Let me sleep on it & I'll get back to you...

President of Cuba Miguel Díaz-Canel tells Meet the Press "We have done nothing to offend the U.S."

That's not completely true, but we should be healing old conflicts and starting afresh, not propagating them forever.

Looking at you, Marco, and Canel, and the People of both nations.

If only Elizabeth Barrett Browning were still with us:

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤 𝙄 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙚? 𝙇𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨...

When referring to the Pedophile in Chief, many just use his initials:
𝘿 𝙅 𝙏

We can also use his full name:
𝘿onsld 𝙅effery 𝙏rump

For the guy, right? );

Work lunchbreak years ago at a little Mexican Restaurant/Bar, 1/2 dozen gals, I'm the only guy.

Drunkards at next table:

"Are you Robert Plant?"

Quick-witted co-worker:

"No, dude, that's Sammy Hagar!"

They got (imagined) Brush with Greatness, we got a big laugh.

An oldie but a goodie...

Having migrated from FIDONet, I must concur... ,);

Every year my now 11 year old Prius keeps chugging along, I'm happy:

A) That I'm helping shovel just a bit less shit into the sky than most of those in the next lane

B) About the resulting credit card charges from my little hummingbird sipping less at the pump

Not necessarily in either order. );