The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
they should have doubled down and rebooked someone even more problematic
so did wireless just not book any other acts or something? it's a festival right, not the KW show?? just book someone else lads
A box of biscuit rolls named Cream Collon
uh no thanks
do you reckon this whole thing is real, or an extended stunt?
can any of y'all web nerds tell me if this code is actually doing anything
flying to the moon is not landing on the moon
"oh I hate April Fools" What? Do you hate laughter? Do you hate joy? Do you hate that Comic Relief sketch where Tony Blair said "am I bovvered?" do you hate Ladbaby turning songs that are not normally about sausage rolls into songs that are about sausage rolls? is your heart made of pure ice????
not a million miles off mid-00s alcopop offerings tbf
a sign above a urinal trough that reads "breakfast served here"
uh no thanks
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Astonishing that this never caught on though
when the gorillaz album has a thematic intro 🤌🤌🤌
TV guide screenshot showing Sky History airing "Hitler's Secret Sex Life" and Sky One airing "Saturday Night Live UK" at 10pm.
got a very difficult choice to make on saturday night
it's great that the UK SNL bunch are a friendly lot that all seem to get along, but lest we forget that the glory days of US SNL were a bunch of cokeheads that hated each other
Net Promoter Score survey asking: "How likely are you to recommend this collaborative learning platform to a friend or coworker?"
i am quite literally never having this conversation
dune 3? yeah, doin' three homecooked meals a day for my daughter stephanie
i hope the new SNL really sticks it to keir starmer
the moral of the emperor's new clothes isn't really the dangers of groupthink and conformity, it's that you should be able to look at yourself nude in the mirror and go HELL YEAH
we stan a body positive emperor
oof right in the mandelson documents
Lurpak butter mascot Douglas, a clay-like figure, playing the trombone on a white ceramic plate.
CLIENT: i'm not sure about this little butter guy don
DON DRAPER: did I mention he plays a trombone?
CLIENT: trombone?
finally gonna say it: people on the Overground have zero elbow strategy
like where did you think you were gonna put them when you sat down, buddy? in my lap is it? ok idiot
it sure is lucky that the guy who invented the Nobel Prize had that last name and wasn't called like Antony Paedophile or something
stealing this copy for the referrals flow
undefeated international women's week ally Mick Jagger
not calling it the pub anymore, now it's the
it's called In Media Jesus
my son is not doing World Book Day, because he is not a massive nerd???
a tiktok comment thread momo asks "prime minister, how many likes would it take for me to spend a day as your intern?" keir starmer's official verified tiktok account replies: 67,676
another promise broken
mr starmer looks at the polls, nods, and solemnly reaches for his tie-dye shirts and bell-bottom trousers. the spads scream as he bursts open the the front door and rips a huge bong on the downing street steps. a whimper of "peace and love, groovy baby!" is heard as armed police gun him down.
