I vote we start shaming billionaires for being BORING.

Stop hoarding your wealth and do something cool with it, losers.

You could build a high speed rail system and name it whatever you want.

You could donate to ocean exploration and see if we find more weird shit in there.

Everything happens for a reason...

... sometimes that reason is that I'm stupid and make bad choices 😅 🫣

I'm funny

He was shocked to see it was a $5 bill.

"He's probably going to buy drugs."

The dispensary only takes cash, so that's why *I* had it 🤷🏻‍♀️

The world sucks right now and everything is hard.
If he uses it for food, awesome.
If he uses it to numb out for a few hours, that's understandable too.

There's this (presumably) unhoused man who stands at the corner just outside the Walmart parking lot who I see pretty much every time I go (which is nearly daily with kids constantly eating).

Today, I gave him the $5 I'd found in my drawer when I was looking for something else.

(Cont)

I'd forgotten how much I hate bra shopping for my odd size 🫣🙃

Yay weight gain! 🎉

Boooooo hunting for a 32DDD Demicup Bra that won't cost me a million dollars 😭

(Nordstrom Rack only had TWO in my size and both were full coverage cups)

If you've ever thought, "I can't be neurodivergent. I did well in school..."

So, it turns out that LEARNING can be a special interest/hobby 😅

I'm not celebrating anything today because our country is a fucking embarrassment

Mike Johnson has the personality of a turnip.

I get actively annoyed when he tries to act charming.

I want to see Sinners before it leaves theaters but I haven't watched a scary movie alone in a long time...

I miiiiight need someone to hold my hand 😅

I asked a mutual friend who confirmed "probably not" and I'm too afraid of making things weird by asking outright 🫣😅

On the bright side, this crush is how I finally learned the difference between "attraction butterflies" and "anxiety butterflies." So something good came out in the end.

I'm under the assumption that my chances are next to zero 😅

I'm basically just waiting for it to go away 🫣

Hi. Hello.

How does one get over a crush??

I'm 38 years old, dammit. 😅🫣

Oh! THAT I didn't know.

If I recall correctly, there isn't definitive evidence that he was gay

HOWEVER

He did make comments that point towards bisexuality. And he was ALWAYS inclusive!

Fred Rogers Took a Stand Against Racial Inequality When He Invited a Black Character to Join Him in a Pool In 1969, when Black Americans were still prevented from swimming alongside white people, an episode of 'Mister Rogers' Neighborhood' broke the color barrier.

"PBS is woke now."

Mr. Rogers would like to have a gentle but firm word with you...

www.biography.com/actors/miste...

"A payment of $5K should incentivize people to have babies" has the same energy as "I mean it's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?"

if your idea of activism is to blacklist everyone at the first mistake—no matter their history or how they respond—you’re not building a community.

You’re building a purity cult.

And I don't feel safe in that version of the Left 🤷🏻‍♀️

Have the tariffs hit the MultiLevel Marketing girlies yet?

Hating Nazis shouldn't be political.

Nazi hate should be what brings us together.

I need HOW MANY waivers??

War hero schools a chickenhawk.

Kids going wild in the #MinecraftMovie baffles me.

Can y'all imagine having to tell a future partner that you got banned from a movie theater because of how you behaved during MINECRAFT of all things? 😂

Humans weirding aliens out is my favorite genre on the internet 😅

JK Rowling being snotty about Ace people just shows it was never about who you sleep with, what parts you have, or keeping anyone"safe."

I'm waiting for someone with money to realize there are probably abandoned them parks they could renovate for safety without making it look updated and do tours (formal and self guided)

Sincerely,

Urban Exploring looks really cool but I'm not risking life and limb 😅

Me: "Wow, my skin looks REALLY good today."

Every pimple just under the surface: 🎉 Party Time 🎉

😐

I swear, they all showed up at once 🫠 I know it's because of the actives I started but OMG

Who decided suits are THE professional attire?

Are blue jeans unprofessional bc they were originally for blue collar workers?

Why does society put more stake into clothing than competency?

I care if you're good at your job. Not if you can cosplay someone good at that job 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ya know...I DO have a Walmart return I need to make.

I think I'll do that today. It's only makeup but if I don't purchase anything afterwards...

I don't think that's correct 😅