"it was working fine! the haters were distracting me!!" i screech as the paramedics try to figure out how to untangle my mangled body from my equally mangled square-wheel bicycle

Dragon Age: Inquisition tarot styled piece featuring Tarquin from Dragon Age: The Veilguard. He is atop a horse, charging forward with a sword in hand and a determined expression. The illustration mimics Knight of Swords tarot card.

Tarquin, the determined | Knight of Swords 🗡️
2/3 zine art for @dragonageannual.art

#DragonAge #DragonAgeAnnual #LynArt

me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

the ideal Riven play experience is actually brainstorming puzzle solutions with your buddy on the bus to middle school while you draw fanart of your Myst OCs on the back of your math homework, I don't make the rules

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

"Your job is so fun," yes, but did you know I have to single handedly fight no fewer than sixth algorithms every day for the privilege of telling people to not set their beds on fire.

threads is really bad guys omgggg today their discourse is "now that all the artists get fired from the industry will they lower their rates to work on *my* amazing project for which I can offer nothing but will TOTALY be worth it, btw if you don't I'll pivot to AI so you better 🔫 😊"

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

If you want an interactive book, you do not need AI to make up slopped shite. Go look at the 90s, find a pick-your-own-adventure story and enjoy using your brain. It’s healthier.

you can make bad writing better, but you can't fix something that doesn't exist!

Illustration of a bunch of bulbasaurs from pokemon they are each based on different flowers

Lets get this place humid 😎🌿🌱
#art #pokemon

Twitter post from @b0newalljackson reading: 90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

when I was 10 years old my dad looked at me and went “you’re probably old enough to watch The Ring, right?” and I went “definitely” and boy was I not qualified to make that particular judgement call

spent time at the vet. not sure yet what's going on bc still waiting on bloodwork report, but he was in pain. seems like a gastrointestinal infection from licking up something iffy

the boy is fine now that he had medical treatment, but the bill is hefty. any help would be kind

ko-fi.com/artofchira

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

A tabby cat is wrapped in a blue towel.

A big round of applause for the baby who was told to poop on his own and did!

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they're a funny pair...it's so wet......... #watermech

Donut tutorial is often the first exercise that people attempt, but it is not only teaching you bad, it also gives a click to a nft, now also AI weirdo.

I recommend Grant Abitt, this man single handedly made me love Blender and I actually modeled a few things on my own since the well tutorial.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

It's Tim Curry's birthday, folks, he's fine.

and good dnd is THE BEST

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

I don't do this but twitter and tiktok are being ass about getting this shit removed and it's incredibly irritating to watch someone just lie to people and they fall for it. So yeah this person on twitt ripped my art in the most egregious way I've seen anyone rip my art. They didn't even TRACE.

We have a chance of removing the Online Safety Act!

Any UK residents, PLEASE take the time to fill out the whole form. If we want to remove ID verification on websites that actually don't need it, we need to take action NOW!

four panel cartoon comic of a gray striped cat talking to its owner. the owner is holding an onion. the cat says "give". the owner says "this is an onion, it's very smelly". in the third panel, the cat sniffs the onion. in the last panel, the cat's head retreats into its body with a silly pose.

smelly

prints available: mcapriglione.art

Oh it's the post office. At four weeks we contacted USPS ourselves (a couple times) - they are aware it's on their end and they need to fix it.

Lmao

Me: So I’m out shopping this morning right, and just as I’m rounding the corner on….

These people apparently: Whoa whoa hang on, I wasn’t out shopping this morning, what

the portrait of the first talon, lucanis dellamorte, and his right-hand man, murat.

#dragonage #oc #rookanis

We moved in at the start of February. The landlord told us he put in the request for the little lock for the post office to be put on the mailbox two weeks before that.

It's April 17th.

We still do not have a lock. Nobody in our building can get any mail.