No dude I don’t have body dysmorphia, I have reality dysmorphia. I could lose 30 pounds or change my face but I’m not going to be fixed until I’m a funny little duck living in a cartoon city whose biggest and most competitive event is a pie baking contest that I am on my way to start a food fight at
Illustration of a blue, sea slug kobold in silver trimmed armor. A mystical tome is in one hand and light sparkles off it.
Sea Slug Kobold
Making cool little buddies who hang out
A kobold steals the cinder blocks out from under your car.
Have a broad collection of various bottles to store your potions in
Hey crazy idea: instead of going to work, do y’all wanna be animals in a storybook neighborhood in a far away land
Plant update: full of bu g
my download graph looks like the saddam meme
ohmygod this is perfect
bsky.app/profile/cosm...
here's my critter
Going to hold a small raffle, the winner will get a sprite anim of their character in the style below (more examples + rules posted below)
To enter:
- Follow
- Repost
- Like
- Comment the character you want drawn ( No NSFW or weird stuff please! )
Deadline is may 5th
mass. graphite on paper
i just vaped on a kobold and i think it died
*kicking my legs real cutely* I love being a toon c:
thank you for 500 kobolds ! you will be bitten until nothing is left
Alexander making squatty dance moves with a cap down below his eyes.
@alexandpedro.com
"Fortnite has a new rat!"
That's great, they also just fired 1000 people, had a Harry Potter crossover, and had a horrible Darth Vader thing.
I'll pay a furry artist to draw a much hotter rat who is actually gay and continue to show support to the community I am a part of instead of a corporation.
made a biblically accurate Kris
wigglewiggle
Kobold facts: the mirror is a crowded place in the morning for kobold warrens, as everyone is trying to wash, moisturize and sunscreen their scales at the same time. Dragon-sized mirrors unfortunately provide less than half the warren (and their dragon) space for preening.
An adorable raccoon.
Kobold facts: kobolds mark zones of caution, construction and general hazard with safety cones. These are an easy and effective way to prevent accidents in warrens in and most industrialized areas. These cones were generously ‘donated’ hats from recently-deceased gnomes.
you can ask the wise kobold 1 question
qiY
It's too late. I have already depicted you as the 1st-level unhatched egg, and myself as the 12th-level golden rooster.
was my favorite show as a child!! by far!
y'all should peep timon and pumbaa series if you like wacky comedy cartoons! the series is very underrated and often gets written off but its definitely worth a watch. at least first two seasons are
❌ "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" Overused, trite.
✅ "Shall I compare thee to a bat in flight?" Unique, sure to win over any prospective lover.
