Oh I dunno. I'm doing the old lady thing and handing out candy for kids this year. I was just booing the lack of costume, because I'm gonna be dressed tf up.

Booooooo

Iggy is such a spiritual successor to me, and that special oomph the Hoenn league was missing. A legacy child that doesn't mesh well with the system they were shoved at? It's perfect angst. Mine turned into severe depression but y'know. He's got a better family life, I think.

I was literally too hot for beach volleyball. People lost their minds. Pandemonium in the streets. ...The multiple wardrobe malfunctions didn't help.

Wow. Nature is healing...

I could also transfer you one. I've got pretty good connections in the psychic trainer circles these days.

That's definitely a smart conclusion.

Sorry girl, in retrospect you probably would've been a better leader, or at least asked me to sub in less. Buuut it seems like you're doing really good now regardless?

When are you gonna get a long distance 'porter? With how much you travel you really need one.

I'm on Poni, but like, no rush, honestly. Go make bad decisions in Hoenn.

Aww, I remember last decades league photos. I showed up incredibly hung over I almost had Roxanne level bags under my eyes.

I have been gone forever, girl. When are you coming to Alola, I have so much to tell you.

Wait. Last time we talked was... yeah okay I have /so/ much to tell you.

Wally I love you but I literally do not care. I didn't retire just to be your backup whenever you want to last minute visit an old fling. I have a very busy and League free life.

Not happening! You know how busy I am planning this wedding??? I don't know why I said I would make the fucking wedding dresses. I'm not able to leave right now, I'm so deep in it if I leave I will forget everything and be set back months.

Omg hi Perrin

The more Hoenn changes the more it stays the same, I suppose.

Also that new E4 member is totally the type of guy a younger me would date and regret for the rest of my life.

That kid is weird.

Anyone with 12 Slugma can do what I do, hon. The HOA hates me.

No, go line dancing with your friends.

We went on a date once and it was so unbelievably dull.

Wtf is a labubu

Bitch that was April Fools. I wouldn't be caught dead in any league, but especially not theirs. Blech.

I'm in Alola

I also sense the return of a protag chaos gremlin. A bad omen there.

I can sense it. Young people in the Hot Spring...

I /DO/ hate that conversation!

April fools b

So I got hired on as a Gym Leader in Indigo.

You're not old, be quiet.

Awesome