Like I know too many people who honestly thought Apollo Creed was Lando Calrissian

I loved the hell out of Carl Weathers, the man sank his heart into every role he appeared in, I wish I didn’t chuckle when all I could think was “there’s gonna be instagram posts from idiots, where they eulogize him in a caption with a picture of Billy Dee Williams”

show me your pet and who they’re named after

My little man is growing up too fast…

America runs on Dunkin’ and it shows.

So close to 100 and he didn’t go a cent over.

Why do I keep believing brands that make “moisture wicking, breathable work shirts” knowing good and god damn well I’m gonna triple the weight of that bitch with sweat and walk around feeling like I’m wearing a shirt made out of wet mops all day….

Smash cut to years later and they’re low key threatening each other on a psychological level, trust me that’s how magic works, you don’t play a single game with your best friend, YOU’RE PLAYING ONE LONG GAME OVER THE COURSE OF YEARS…

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I made it in!!!