HOLY SHIT

FRINKIAC BUT FOR "30 ROCK"

MILLENNIAL GAME-CHANGER

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tweet from Imagine A Guy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

screenshot of the "Michael Clayton" entry on Criterion Channel for April 2026

It's real: Michael Clayton is on the Criterion Channel.

Well done sir

all of space is a toilet if you have the courage to try

Realis A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker

REALIS, the science fantasy TTRPG I’ve been working on for the last five years, is now live on Kickstarter!

55 Player Classes
150+ NPC Classes
29 Factions
20 Example Moons of Realis
GMing and Prep Guidance
Over 100 incredible illustrations from 17 artists!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

Shaken, Not Stirred: Thunderball (1965) Shaken, Not Stirred takes a (brief) look at the James Bond canon from Eon Productions. Twice a month, Chris and Jon share their impressions of each film, both on its own terms and in terms of the c…

Today also marks the latest entry in @belownirvana.bsky.social and I’s Bond series Shaken Not Stirred. Today is Thunderball. cinemadual.com/2026/03/30/s...

Episode 75 – Best Picture IV On this episode of Cinema Dual, Jon and Chris look at a couple of movies up for Best Picture at this year’s Oscars.

New episode of Cinema Dual with @belownirvana.bsky.social out now. cinemadual.com/2026/03/29/e...

Settle a bet for me. Is a guy who puts on a striped shirt and a red beret and white face paint and gloves, and then puts a hat out in a public plaza, and then quietly beats the shit out of anyone who approaches him called an antipersonnel mime?

from Paul’s Blart, I stab at thee

I did need to know that from you specifically. Also I like it, and you should know that I like it.

A screenshot taken from The Council of Elrond chapter in Fellowship of the Ring. Aragorn, about to describe how he tracked down Gollum, introduces the whole thing by saying “There is little need to tell of them.”

While reanimating Tolkien’s corpse to get his feedback on the Hunt For Gollum films could prove to be impractical, fortunately Tolkien was generous enough to provide his feedback in the text itself.

Clear Cut

There should be a Canadian Heritage Minute for LEXX

Correct

My wife and I have decided that we don't want to have kids. We're going to tell them tonight at supper.

I’m just finishing up my 2nd listen. It’s incredible.

Could you go down the road of another book?

Shaken, Not Stirred: Goldfinger (1964) Shaken, Not Stirred takes a (brief) look at the James Bond canon from Eon Productions. Twice a month, Chris and Jon share their impressions of each film, both on its own terms and in terms of the c…

The Cinema Dual series on the Bond franchise continues with Goldfinger. Read @belownirvana.bsky.social and I’s thoughts here. cinemadual.com/2026/03/15/s...

A huge hardcover copy of The Making of Star Wars by JW Rinzler.

Got this from the library on the suggestion of @robzacny.bsky.social on the latest @morecivilized.bsky.social . Psyched to dig in but damn this is a brick. I feel like I should be casting spells from this.

Watching this I realized that the weird arm movements the guitarist makes in this video have been burned in my subconscious for 26 years.

The “myth of consensual sex” meme, with the mother-in-law in the demon mask saying she doesn’t consent to her daughter and Hachi fucking

Onibaba (1964)

I’m going to be annoying as hell about this, because it’s such a fun project & we all need some joy & levity in our lives right now.

Get you a mini boombox with weird, experimental music on it for your nightstand, your desk, your bookcase…

Collect action figures? Get one for them to jam out to.

This Boombox Is A Compilation from Philip K. Discs This Boombox Is A Compilation from Philip K. Discs

Okay y’all, here we go. I launched the preorder for this early, since #BandcampFriday gets nuts.

The next Philip K. Discs compilation is coming out in April on mini boomboxes. Preorders will be open until the end of a March and then they’ll be closed forever.

If you want one, don’t sleep on it.

An enthusiastic and well earned “hell yeah”

The next PKD release of 2026 will be announced very soon…and it’s gonna be a blast.

Every day of my fucking life

Kudos to @schwindter.bsky.social for the Oh Hellos suggestion on who might be able to take on the challenge of adapting Tolkien for song.

Shaken, Not Stirred: From Russia With Love (1963) Shaken, Not Stirred takes a (brief) look at the James Bond canon from Eon Productions. Twice a month, Chris and Jon share their impressions of each film, both on its own terms and in terms of the c…

The next entry in the Shaken Not Stirred series for Cinema Dual is up now. @belownirvana.bsky.social and I are talking From Russia With Love. cinemadual.com/2026/02/28/s...