I want to say that I didn't miss going to bed with back pain, tired eyes and no circulation on my extremities from spending hours on a uni project but..... I kinda did miss it π«£ #CortisolFetish
Remember when she made a disco song about a tiny SEA country.
youtu.be/WUyAZ4lAf5U?...
Remember when shakira had class consciousness
youtu.be/aky3A2sTSKI?...
Update, people let me know. oh, did they let me know...
My body yearns for some stretching and my mind yearns for streaming, so you know what that means π see you in 30 mins more or less!
I got my Autism Diagnosis at Breakfast's
BED stands for Butts, Entertainment and Design btw
Stream Idea: BED Talks. I make a PowerPoint presentation on a random topic wearing little to no clothing, from my bed.
Viewers get educated while they look at my body, and I get an excuse to infodump. Everyone wins.
Starting the night with some skincare, might not be a long one so be here or be squere
joystick.tv/u/alastar
See you in a bit for some you know what you know where
Apparently the last album I listened on Tidal was Grip by Serpentwithfeet because I opened the app today and was met with this pop-up telling me I forgot to pay. Either that or they're using extremely personalized persuation tactics π₯΅.
Oh yeah, since I deleted my twitter, things will probably get more trivial around here. We apologize for the inconvenience.
A cropped screenshot from Adobe acrobat Reader's installation window with text in spanish showing that Adobe Acrobat, Adobe Express Photos, and McAffee Security Scan have been installed.
I just needed Acrobat, why THE FUCK is this multi-million dollar company installing fucking McAfee without my consent like it's a random program I downloaded from a shady website in 2010 and not a full on Adobeβ’ product they make money off of in the year of our lord 2026 π
Well, fuck.
I accidentally took a 9 pm- 11 pm nap and now I probably won't be able to sleep until 5 am. Might as well make the most of it and go live. See you in a bit!
It's so hypocritical and obviously biased
Apparently twitter is banning people who post links to their OF and similar sites which is so funny (not really), because only yesterday I rage-deleted my SFW acct after trying to see the comments under a funny video and being met with hundreds of bots posting CSAM like it's nothing π.
I should upload an archive of my IG thirst traps from back in the day.
I actually had learned how to make my own filters and I would come up with new ones just for a few shirtless pics; in true Alastar fashion.
I just posted 8 pics for my Joystick subs. I took these last month and almost deleted them but turns out they weren't *that* bad.
Here's a free sample for The People of Bskyπͺ½β
Enjoy!
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Meme format showing a low quality photo of Nicki Minaj smiling coyly. The original text said "So there's this Guy...". but the word "guy" has been blacked out and another text was superimposed onto it. The full text now reads: "So There's This 3.7V 4310 mAh lithium-ion battery you should have maintained"
This meme reminded me I should probably do a maintenance charge on the lovense.
Enjoying some of the best of the traditional cuisine from the US (a PB&J sandwich)
What if this whole thing was a long con and I just started plugging my Soundcloud on here
See you in a bit for the weekend stream, It'll probably be a short one (???)