I wish I didn’t have downstairs neighbors so I could more jumping videos

Yesss draw someone drooling while stroking. Yes glowing eyes I.. Draw the mind control helmet. Possession. A brainwashed maid I love youpocket watch pocket watch give eme the spiral on a phone screen and tsomeone is holding the screej

I get so hype when one of my favorite artists gets on some hypnokinky shit

This might not make you feel suggestible… but it might.

This is so fucking good!!!

I hate having to be serious. I don’t like coming off as prickly. I hate having to put up walls instead of being relaxed, flirty, and fun. Some days it just seems like so many people are insistent on either disrespecting me or making me uncomfortable.

Anywho it’s WAY better here! Thx for bein cool!!

I think leaning down/over towards a subject so that fingers are at eye level when they snap.

I blocked them after responding. Like are you joking?? Do not come talking to me like this as if we’re friends

I want to be your sleep paralysis demon. I want to be a weight above you, pinning you down, filling the room with my presence. Your heart’ll pound. Your mind’ll race. Your body will freeze as it sinks into the bed. I won’t hurt you. I could never hurt you. But you’re so powerless in the dark.

LOL please I love this

There is something so special about worshipping me harder when I’m on my cycle. Maybe I’m more vulnerable, maybe I’m in pain; I’m still your goddess. You’ll still submit to me in your extra-soft pampering. In your patient, reverent offerings of the things you know that I need.

That would have been a good addition!

I don’t think any of us were put on this earth solely to be nice to look at. There is so much more to being alive, and maybe that’s all we ever get.

The internet, society, people around you; more often than not they want very badly for you to hate the way you look. They want you to believe that your weight, your appearance, any signs of aging are indicative of your worth and morality. ‘You have to follow these rules.’ But like, no you don’t.

Maybe death is something good that lasts forever, or maybe it’s an endless stretch of absence— like the way it felt two years ago when my heart stopped pulsing and I didn’t go anywhere. If it’s the latter, and we get a few more decades before it ends, I’m not spending them hating my body. Sorry!

Like you’re so hot Martha but goddamn just text me 😭😭

Dating a GILF is all fun and games when it’s time to go out on her boat!!

But when you send her a text and she starts calling you instead…

Thank you to everyone who helped!! 🖤

Thank you!! It’s been a process for sure lol

Idk what it means exactly but I always think that I am the same height as other people and I’m very bad at remembering physical descriptions. I was shocked to learn that my 5’5” redheaded friend who’s missing a tooth is 5’11” with brown hair and absolutely isn’t. If he had ever gone missing, oh man

Robin HSR pendulum hypnosis

The beautiful singer was turned into a good pet for her new master
Hope she enjoys drolling minlessly for them 💞

Ych for @/victorisaacdia1 on twitter Thank you so much for the support uwu

Today I moved from the bedroom to the living room (this is huge), my facial rash is getting better, I finished The Miniature Wife (did not like it at all), ate some soup, and now I’m going to watch Thrash on Netflix. And Bone Temple is on there now!!! Things r looking up

This is wonderful! You’re so sweet!!

hmb-art digital illustration of Master Bambi as a nun in front of a chalkboard with writing and spirals on it. SFW for once!

Did this a long time ago of @masterbambie.bsky.social and never posted it because I ended up not liking it at the time but now it doesn't bother me I guess so here it is. #sfw #digitalart

I’m not suffering in silence baby I’m a screamer

So many people are getting their accounts randomly nuked on X and what’s so funny is that when people post about it on reddit the replies are like ‘you must have been flagged as a bot, were you liking stuff and retweeting posts? that was probably why’

She says she was going like 50 MPH down this dark country road and it was keeping speed with her car. I know it shouldn’t be funny bc she clearly believes that is what she saw but I truly can’t help it. And I picture it running alongside her car like this

I’m too sick to be kinky/horny and I don’t have enough energy to do literally anything but I am very bored so here are some thoughts. One of my friends swears she saw a dogman running alongside her car one night and is so convinced that it was real that we aren’t allowed to even bring it up to her

Ty, I had RSV but it went into pneumonia 😭 it’s been a rough time