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Tuning in to PMQ's to see the kicking that dickhead Starmer is going to take for the next 30 minutes...

Your Mum;

The irony of the delusional prat writing "You've lost all credibility".

Funny, I was thinking the same thing, Matt...

Matt Le Tissier arguing with Grok on the Hitler App about “chem trails” is quite something.

At this point, stupid people will blame their favourite lightning rod regardless of what they do/don't do. Too many with agendas to ever give credit where it's due for fear of looking stupid.

Any chance of us seeing "competent Starmer" any time soon?

Think we tried to do similar (and with some success) with Calafiori and MLS (before we stopped playing the latter).

Exactly where I am at. I'm not even that upset after yesterday. Just frustrated. Yesterday SHOULD have been a free swing. We fucked it by playing like cowards last week (and in the other games you mentioned).

Would he have scored it? I actually don’t mind Vik, but Kai is a better footballer.

Oh, I know. Huge misses. But, would the alternatives have even been there? I think he’s a lovely player on his day, and this season has been a mess for him due to all the injuries off the back of the bad one at the end of last season.

There’s a player there.

Evening gents.

The Eze substitution when we were finally getting a foot hold in the 2nd half. Explain?

#arsecastextra

Oh, please don’t take anything I’m saying as coming across as anything more than just conversation. Certainly no ill will on my part or the like.

We won’t agree on this, for sure. It’s a nailed on red 9/10 times for me, but we all see the game differently.

It’s about conduct though, isn’t it? You cannot push swing a punch and miss, but you’d still be sent off for the intent. This is the same to me.

Sorry, but I’m not having that. He squares up to him and Gab pushes forward. As I say, the other way around and we’re all SCREAMING for a red. Doesn’t become acceptable due to being partisan.

Any criticism of Odegaard today would be insane and completely agenda driven. Was arguably our best player.

It’s a red, for me. You cannot push your head forward. You just can’t.

Gab’s head absolutely went here. Other way round and I’m furious if Haaland isn’t sent off. Dumb and immature.

I need something to cheer me up.

Can some assassinate Trump, Farage and Yaxley Lennon in a coordinated hit?

Thanks in advance.

If Havertz is worrying you, there’ll be a certain Starboy with hamstrings of dust who should be haunting your dreams

There’d be more atmosphere next weekend if that was the show.

I really don’t get who this is for?

Non spectral adults won’t give a shit about this fat cunt making a twat of himself, surely?

“Bring your fiery noise afternoon lunch! Blood through the stone! Duels!!!”.

Havertz deserves another season. If he can stay fit and play like that, he’ll be a big player for us. Especially when the alternatives are Gyokeres and Jesus currently.

Go get Alvarez.

Madueke and Martinelli are not the answer on that side. We all know who it should be until Saka is back. Play the kid.

Fuck. They’re showing that Havertz header in the 95th. Fucking hell... That was the league.

Gives you perspective to what really matters. All the best to her, mate.

People were making “mentality monster” jokes a few months back, but here we are.

This is fucking disgraceful. If Eze got shitcanned for Villa, then Martinelli shouldn’t see the green of the field again this season.

Watch Odegaard's reaction at the start of this clip when he tells Martinelli to track O'Reilly and he ignores him

He shows us what he could have been once every ten games and it gives people hope. He’s a waste of a squad place right now. Too many passengers.