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An Urgent Textile Message Although I have not, technically, ready the contents of the article you posted, and I am not, technically, familiar with the underlying research, I would nevertheless like to express my RAGE at the bi...

Although I have not, technically, ready the contents of the article you posted, I would nevertheless like to express my RAGE at the biased drivel you’re passing off as journalism in the article entitled, “How You Can Add a Splash of Color to Your Home Using Throw Pillows."

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State lawmakers are looking to ban non-existent ‘chemtrails.’ It could have real-life side effects. | CNN An unsubstantiated conspiracy theory that claims the US government is controlling the weather, or its citizens, by spraying dangerous “chemtrails” from airplanes has now made its way into several stat...

With everything going on, you’ve probably been wondering: Is anyone still focusing on the FAA and the CIA partnering with airline companies to control the weather by spreading biological agents into the atmosphere through commercial aircraft?

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Let Them Eat Fries The revelation came as a surprise, both to nutritionists and to people running to the toilet after eating Steak and Shake, many of whom questioned the validity of the research on the basis that it doe...

The new formulation of Steak and Shake’s Bacon ‘N Cheese Double Steakburger is part of what we call a “return to nature."

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Paw & Order I have no reason to believe my cats are sympathetic towards authoritarian dictators. That would be preposterous. They identify as libertarians.

I've decided it's time to discuss the pitfalls of authoritarianism with my cats.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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Let's Talk Business To Whom It May Concern:

Through careful study of shows from Succession to Industry, I have developed an effective management style I would describe as screaming at people while consuming a substantial amount of cocaine.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Get in Early on the Next Big Crypto Boom! Blockchain is a decentralized digital ledger that enables efficient and transparent processing of a variety of transactions all the way from money laundering to black market arms deals.

I’m inviting you to be an early investor in my new cryptocurrency, BernieMeowdoffCoin.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Recipe Notes on Melissa Clark’s Beef Bourguignon from Hamlet, Prince of Denmark If you think a good beef bourguignon will get your girlfriend to love you again, YOU ARE WRONG.

I prepared this dish for a funeral. Regrettably, our hearts were deepened with sorrow, and our stomachs couldn’t bear another bite, thus it sat lonely on the table. Two months later, we repurposed it for a wedding. It was cold. Would not recommend.

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It’s Giving Linguistic Fragmentation Like Jane Goodall entering Tanzania’s Gombe Stream National Park to study the chimpanzees, I trepidatiously join conversations with Gen Z.

With the critical eye of an anthropologist studying a heretofore undiscovered civilization, I try to decipher Gen Z's rudimentary hieroglyphs. Psychologists believe they experience very similar emotions to us, but it’s impossible to know because they use entirely different emojis to express them.

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