That DJ who mixed Conceited into Tia Tamera >>>>>>>>>>

nkare ke le china

ASAP rocky pleaseeeee sit still now, everything worked out, don’t let anyone put you in this position again 🙏🏼

I had the best experience at S Foods supermarket. That manager, Nelson? 10/10, top class lady, I’ve been treated so well. From the security to the customer service girlie to the cashiers and the manager, they really embody customer service 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

So after all that, Kartel really bought Lisa a bmw? Fr fr?

Whoever of you sees wrong being committed, let him rectify it with his hand, if he is unable, then with his tongue, and if he is unable, then with his heart.

It def got crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious

Nah Serena Williams killed me tonight 🤣

The Pakistani government isn’t nice, they’re trying to make it seem like their citizen didn’t try to fake marry someone who is calling a lot of attention to the situation. I know they wish she would just take the free flight back they’re giving her but she just wants “her husband” 🤣

He really scammed that woman, having an online nikah that he KNEW would be treated as fake. Had a whole plan to get some front off this woman under false pretences and as soon as story come to bump, abandoned her and cut off all contact and is blaming his family

She really catfished that 19 year old man into thinking she was a young lightskinned girlie. Had a whole online nikah so she could trap him before he could see her in person cuz she KNEW he wouldn’t choose her otherwise

The American lady in Pakistan is just an unhinged and unfortunate story all round. Everyone is wrong and the Pakistani government is doing damage control, it’s not that they’re “nice”

If at any point that man thought he was like them. He’s reeeeeally not like them 🤣🤣 I know he’s crying tears of blood right now

And then the surprise half a milli in misc repairs/upgrades you find within the first year of ownership

So dawg is Drake gonna sue the Grammys now

You know how when famous people know the 💩 is about to hit the fan, they pay people to spread a completely different (fake) extra mega scandalous rumour about them?

Yo I forgot Doug Ford is a madman eno, the type of madness where I’m always flabbergasted or begrudgingly impressed lmao

Lord, the mud huts Americans have been looking down on Africans for, they are now building in the Mojave desert 🤪

She was selected based on her snatchedtedness, she is the doll, the icon, the moment

The first post I saw when I reopened it was literally NBC showing him saying he saved it, wild

@googleyoutube.bsky.social would it be hard to make a standalone app that only shows YT Shorts? I’m fine with Shorts coming up in the main YouTube as well but sometimes you want an app that just lets you scroll? It’d be popular.

Sept-Oct gonna be a whole circus

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

He said that’s not real over the weekend, so I guess they haven’t told him yet

ME: I can't do it. Please don't make me
GREEN GOBLIN MASK: the mail man needs to know how you feel about jiujutsu kaisen

My oven lighter is like the Avatar, whenever I need it the most it gone to rass

And those crazies who did that madness that January, I’m in no way saying they were right (they were wrong!!!!) but the way liberals are feeling under this ban is EXACTLY how they felt. Maybe people are just people and need to talk to each other rather than self isolate and radicalise.

Anyway I really can’t help but think that this tiktok ban kinda mirrors the way the alt right feels kicked off of every platform for speaking about what they wanna speak about. I’m not supporting them *at all* (impossible) but I’m pretty sure the feeling has been the same for many many many ppl

Suh why this app just force logged me out? I’m not tryna agree to a whole new set of TOS which I guarantee will pop up when I log back in 😭 haffi breeze tiktok a lil to rahtid

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