Every time I watch old episodes of How I Met Your Mother and I see what look like a set of Blick markers in Ted’s apartment, I get irrationally annoyed. WHO USES BLICK MARKERS.

This is important

Never fall for Trader Joe’s telling you that they have “super soft” toilet paper. My god this is the scratchiest stuff I have ever used in my life. What is the regular one, sandpaper?!

School/child army

I tried this, it works

An uncooked spaghetti noodle can be used to pick any lock.

That's helpful to know.

Them chaining up a disabled guy bugged me 🥴

Was X-men diverse when it came to gender (after the first team) out of necessity? Because it would have just been really fucking weird to continue having a school body where it’s all dudes and one girl?

No Reuters, knowing Banksy’s identity actually wasn’t in the public interest.

I don’t understand it. I knew someone like that back in college and I used to think, “well at least she’s always honest” but then I eventually realized, no she was just a fucking asshole.

Sure he’s a serial rapist and abuser, but how could they not bring him back, what with the overwhelming success of all his films. What’s that? Chronicle was the only hit and every other film flopped?

His career imploded because he’s a serial rapist

Who else has read Dungeon Crawler Carl? I just started it after two different friends recommended it. 👑🍩

My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants. TikTok video by Zohran Mamdani

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What to do/important info, especially regarding paperwork that looks like a warrant but isn’t.

Echo Park, Silverlake, and Cypress Park. I’ve seen multiple posts about ICE in these LA neighborhoods. Do not answer your door.

There’s way too many prickles for that

At no point did I fling open my door and run out into the street screaming at the top of my lungs.

☹️ tree funeral?

Does anyone else pick a shirt you need to make sure you don’t like too much? And then you have to take a lint roller to it to get all the little prickles out?

I hate getting my hair cut. I don’t know why. My barber is really nice and always does a good job, but like I just hate the process of getting it done. Hs anyone solved the issue of a million little hair prickles leftover on you after a haircut?

/sarcasm. Because sarcasm is dead.

Oh next you’re gonna say intentionally murdering your own people isn’t great “leadership”

And it’s not like anyone inhabited this country before the American Revolution.

I mean… I just… I think she’s just saying he’s a really good leader. And isn’t intentionally murdering your own citizens based on their religion, disability, sexual orientation, and/or political views the epitome of leadership skills?

No no Michael you’re misunderstanding her, she’s JUST saying he was really great at what he did. Fascism and genocide! Absolutely incredible implementation (ignoring the multiple catastrophic military mistakes)

Would love to know how his portfolio has performed since joining congress

White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.

Yikes. Ambulatory wheelchair users exist.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin