Haaahaha omg

cc @olivia.science @irisvanrooij.bsky.social

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

You and the rest of us. I’ve played 26 hours of Life is Strange: Reunion. It’s a 10 hour game. I have all the achievements.

We gonna get some weird SCOTUS anti-popes or something?

Gov. Spanberger signs bill to end the renewal of Robert E. Lee license plates in Virginia RICHMOND, Va. (WAVY) — Gov. Abigail Spanberger signed Del. Dan Helmer’s bill to end the renewal of commemorative Robert E. Lee license plates in Virginia Wednesday, according to a press…

'Gov. Spanberger signed a bill to end the renewal of commemorative Robert E. Lee license plates in Virginia. A portion of the sale of these plates has previously supported the neo-Confederate organization Sons of Confederate Veterans.' #CivilWarMemory www.wavy.com/news/virgini...

understanding the food system is just too expensive when we could be using that money to blow up Iranian schools or arm thugs to drag immigrant teachers out of day-care centers

The computer is already good at math!

If I was management of one of the top investigative outlets in the country I’d just simply give them what they want.

Of all the people that should ABSOLUTELY know better…

Yeah so we might not have shortages, but what does that do to the price Pete? And why are fighting to get back to the status quo. Seems like all this was a dumb idea that’s done nothing but hurt and kill for less than zero reason.

Yeah, trading Tim for Amy seems like a step down. I mean, at least she’s a democrat, but MN is a pretty democratic state. MN even has the best record in presidential elections as they were the only state to make the right choice in 1984.

“But congress stopped the contra money flow, just because they moved a teeny bit of blow…”

Hey and in Nicaragua he bought the guns from the Iranians, so we'd just be getting getting them back for the favor. 🙄

I was pulling for Shawn, but these are some good numbers. That is a big ass swing.

We gotta bring back the productive kind of national shame. Not the throwing up your hands and going “what can you do, we suck” kind but the “I’ll be GODDAMNED if I let the fucking FRENCH have better TRAINS” kind

Thank god. Christ.

But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.

Trump gotta go, hands down, no question.

Congress gotta understand that.

Congress can give us that.

Compel congress.

Is that a thing?!

If you're in Georgia's 14th Congressional District and you're freaking out. There's something you can actually do. There's a special election tonight. GO NOW. Vote Shawn Harris. Bring the Republican majority down.

Apple News alert that reads: “Why more Gen Z men are turning to Catholicism, a favorite design trend that makes homes harder to sell, and more popular reads.”

I do feel like a semicolon might’ve been helpful

Whatever happens tonight is on the head of every republican in congress for failing to stop it. I hope it’s just TACO but you can’t fucking count on that, if you’re in a position to do something.

The President of the United States is publicly threatening to commit genocide.

For love of country, for the freedoms we cherish and for the values we hold dear, the House must immediately reconvene and vote to impeach Donald Trump.

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Just on one sub though, that’s hardly enough. Although the process of launching is actually reasonably accurate as far was we know from the outside. Aside from the mutiny.

Nothing that you learn about nuclear weapons ever really makes you feel better.

Venn diagram labeled “somehow we ended up here” with the overlap between apocalypse and having to go to work.

But for real this time.

Call your reps I guess? I don’t even fucking know.

They’re basically carbon copies right down to the dumb punchable faces.

It's still zero, is it not?

Republicans are blaming NIH for not providing evidence for something that (almost certainly) did not happen.