If I were a famous and important bullfighter I would not let the media discuss my injuries with such specificity.

Prestige TV series in which someone kidnaps a bunch of these guys & puts them in a basement where they have to read a volume of Gibbon's History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire each week & whoever fails the worst gets horribly murdered in an authentically Roman way.

RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.

I'm speedrunning my train of thought upon reading this, but I'm thinking about all of the pressure put on young people to work hard & get a good job & never do anything that might fuck up your employability & yet when you enter the workforce the assaults on your dignity never stop.

Would watch.

A friend of mine used to love Jersey Shore, and he described its appeal as "watching toddlers try to do stuff." Can a toddler light a grill? Can a toddler navigate the DMV? etc

is this anything

Prestige TV series in which someone kidnaps a bunch of these guys & puts them in a basement where they have to read a volume of Gibbon's History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire each week & whoever fails the worst gets horribly murdered in an authentically Roman way.

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I'd love to read, like, a sociological study examining why boomers are so obsessed with thank you notes.

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

I'm speedrunning my train of thought upon reading this, but I'm thinking about all of the pressure put on young people to work hard & get a good job & never do anything that might fuck up your employability & yet when you enter the workforce the assaults on your dignity never stop.

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

The Sonoran Desert teems with wildlife. These 3D scans could help protect its future A new art exhibit in Phoenix features some of the world's prickliest plants. It could also help save them.

A new art exhibit in Phoenix features some of the world's prickliest plants. It could also help save them.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I do wonder if even dystopia-lovers have (maybe subconsciously) bought into a "this type of future is unstoppable" mentality after reading dozens/hundreds of iterations of it (many of which were probably thoughtful & complex)

‘Simply stop giving millionaires water for literally free’ is one of the most insane sounding but actually serious policy solutions out there

We must require ALL data centers and other extremely large corporate users of electricity to generate their own electricity at their own expense If we don't do this, we are either idiots and/or masochists.

His take is sorta adjacent to something I've been thinking about, which is that ppl who grew up loving scifi tend to treat AI, robots, etc as an inevitable and cool part of the future & are not able to properly understand & oppose the tech-based police state that's looming.

I feel like . . . you can call yourself a "parenting influencer" OR you can accidentally run over your child but not both.

Gonna cut to the chase here: ACAB

My inner conspiracy theorist is SCREAMING, b/c other countries will keep developing mRNA technology & rich people in the U.S. will HAPPILY utilize it while letting poorer people die THIS IS A DELIBERATE CHOICE BEING MADE TO CONTROL US

i will keep reiterating it but the mRNA vaccine is one of the most important human inventions in history, next to the printing press and the solar panel, and the fact america is abandoning it is frankly anti-human in all ways possible

Almost got run over by two separate jerkoffs in the grocery store parking lot & came home to that lazy Madonna critique; I am going to sit in my yard & subsist off sunlight for the rest of the weekend, see you all Monday.

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Everything about the tech industry, from video games to cellphones to toy-filled live-in offices to this, reveals how much modern tech is a type of madness being sold to us by people who can't bear to be alone with their own thoughts for 30 seconds.

I am very entertained that there's a scientific explanation for this!

Toenails are the pubes of your feet.

"Calf muscles are the hearts of your legs" is a phrase I heard today.

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars.

I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.