clickin' on the pic

savin' to the safe folder

so the kids dont see your sexy pics

in the google shared drive

theres a channel i like but they always spend a lot of time on feet

its easy to skip but every video?

"this will help my prostate" i lie to myself as I whip it out again

its been a while

but they remembered how to give a bj

at least those dangerous school children are dead

i cant get horny with the threat of ww3 going on

there has to at least be a clown sitting in the corner reading a magzine

The Grink

we should cut everyones ears back

grink then this for me

slowly but surely

over years

getting everyone from my twitter alt

to follow my bluesky main

horns

for popping hot air balloons

rapping "youre hung like the weasel while im fuckin' vin diesel" would make someone feel real bad

looking for weirdos

no weirdos

drove past a building that said ClaimDOC

i thought it said ClamDOC

you cant call your business that i thought

horny doesnt go bad

supersaturate that goop again and youre good

when your longtime partner says youd make great sex tapes

it feels so good

she clarified that we are not making videos

but stated that if we did, we'd be very good at them

and i absolutely agree

bangin' tonite

drink some water now

penis

the sphinx asks

what is scary, funny, gross, and sexy

the pinched kiss that means "yeah, not tonight"

got fired from Saliva Garden because i couldnt fill dixie cups of saliva for a 6 top in under 3 minutes

roy g bitch

is it good when youre gone for three days?

a pair of deez CAKES

sexier

i dont think youre even trying

"it wasnt me" i joke with a knife plunged into your chest

"bullshit" you smile

why did you have to be the bad kind of alien

honey doesnt go bad

supersaturate that goop again and youre good

seems legit

one of my favorite things is when someone tries posting through it for a couple days and then is silent for more than 24 hours