Sure, Doug.

📞: 416-325-1941
TTY/Teletypewriter: 1-800-387-5559
📧: premier@ontario.ca

What.

Doug Ford looks sad that he has to give back his shiny new jet just because people in Ontario don't have emergency rooms, family doctors, properly-funded public education, affordable housing, or enough food on the table to feed their kids. His blue baseball cap has a Canadian flag on the side and the words, "Stop Being Mean To Me" in white on letters on the front.

Doug Ford's new line of merch is a bit of a departure from his Captain Canada shtick.

He was too flustered to get the crocodile tears flowing.

Time to break out your tiniest violins, Ontario. Canada’s most (allegedly) corrupt premier can’t understand why everyone is paying such close attention to the decisions he makes.
🎻

I just called. I think I’ll make it part of my morning commute routine while I wait for my streetcar. 😊

Province-wide protest: Saturday April 25 Toronto at noon at Queen’s Park. In between these banners is a picture of Doug Ford. Corruption takes its toll.

Doug Ford holds up a white board. On it is written his contact information: Premier's Office 416-325-1941 Constituency Office 416-745-2859 doug.fordco@pc.ola.org premier@ontario.ca In front of him is a plate with a slice of cheesecake and a Tim Hortons coffee cup. He's grinning like an inane ghoul with a bottomless pit of corruption where his soul should be.

Doug Ford may have caved to public pressure on the jet but there are still many reasons to protest and contact his office to let him know how you feel about what he’s doing to our province.

Yelling on social media may be cathartic, but we need to take this fight to the streets.

#DougFordIsCorrupt

A screenshot of a digital journal shows these green circles filled in for the weather: • sunny • clouds • rain • snow • wind • cold • warm

Catching up on my daily digital journal by entering yesterday‘s weather conditions.

#AprilinCanada

Four items listed for sale near Queen's Park on a buy-and-sell app. Top left: A faux fur scarf for $150. Top right: A wedding dress for $1396. Bottom left: Some sort of large antique door knocker with a picture of baby Donald Trump on it for $950. Bottom Right: A used private jet for $29M. The image shows Kinga Surma standing beside a seated Doug Ford on the private jet the government just spent $28.9M on.

People sell the strangest things on my local buy-and-sell app.

Wait.

Doug Ford backs off government plane purchase, seeks to sell aircraft Just days after announcing plans to buy a private jet, Ontario Premier Doug Ford says the province will now move to sell its newly acquired plane, acknowledging concerns about the timing and cost of t...

Doug Ford - who has taken over 8 school boards claiming fiscal mismanagement - is selling his new $28.9M private jet. Why the sudden change of heart?

"I think it was the fact that Ontarians were flooding his cell phone and his MPP offices with complaints.” - Marit Stiles

Keep calling: 416-325-7635

I cheered when my niece scored a try and when the sun came out.

Rude.

Flurries here. I’m very cold.

A dark storm cloud hangs over a green rugby pitch on a grey day.

Storm cloud.
Sports ball.
Subzero Sunday.

So scary but so good.

I’m still thinking about it.
So scary! So good.

I just booked two field trips. We’ve only been on 1 this year.

a woman with blue hair and glasses is saying there are . Alt: A woman with blue hair, blue eyeglasses, and big gold earrings says, "There are so many things to do."

Maybe I should be excited that there are just ten weeks left of school, but...

They think he’s sticking it to the Toronto elites so they love it.

Province-wide protest: Saturday April 25 Toronto at noon at Queen’s Park. In between these banners is a picture of Doug Ford. Corruption takes its toll.

We need to start showing up, Ontario, and not just at the ballot box.

Find a protest close to you:
protestdougford.com/about/

#DougFordIsCorrupt

A poster for the Ryan Coogler movie Sinners starring Michael B. Jordan.

Sick with something sinusy so it’s sushi and Sinners for a scaredy cat on this soggy Saturday.

Au secours!

Nice to see some of my old work still making the rounds.

Now with alt text!

#DougFordIsCorrupt

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Doug Ford cosplaying as someone who has a real job is on the phone while he looks out the window pretending to care about the people of Ontario. The text bubbles beside him say, "Karla, where are my sunglasses? I need them for premair business."

Ew.

These are at home, but we're growing basil at school, too, along with chives, marigolds, and zinnias.

The inside of Doug Ford's new private jet that some are calling Con Air, while others refer to it as the Gravy Plane. Doug Ford sits in one of the chairs grinning like a ghoul. Beside him is one of his favourites - a cup of Tim Horton's coffee. On the other side of him is another one of his favourites - a suitcase full of Canadian money. Speaking of favourites, in the aisle to the left of Doug stands Kinga Surma.

Someone leaked a photo of Doug Ford taking a spin in his new private jet.

#GravyPlane
#DougFordIsCorrupt

These are baby basil plants.