taking the dick test. got 4 out of 4. everything seems to be in order

just heard peter griffin died. he was a real person. the peter griffin from family guy was a real person and he died. autoerotic asphyxiation

im at the applebees putting the salt and pepper shakers on a chain. im gonna swing it around. its called a pepperball. im gonna pepperball yalls asses

the quick brown fox jumps over my sweaty ball sack

going to the doctor this afternoon to check on my penis. getting a penis checkup at the penis doctor

the last time i tried to use a safe word during gay sex the devil came out of theFuck

im the walmart dog. im the glory hole avenger. i have a dick that glows in the dark

i think there should be a "gay special" at domino's. no further questions your honor

all life is one long fuck. dubs check em

posting is like taking a shit. its a fundamental necessity for the mind and body

poop as a legacy. let the world know u were around. "i pooped here" this inscription marks the areas where i poop for future generations

i dont like that. the tips of my testicles are curling in a frown

a bird swooped down and ate my testicles. i shot him with an ak47

im a passoid i let ppl pass. im not a pissoid. stupid

on a spiritual journey looking for the dragon. its probably in my ass

"i think theres something fishy going on with the way my balls are shaped" - jimmy kimmel

all the worlds holes are not equal. some of them have more shit in them than others. low shit holes are not as valuable as high shit holes

titties and burgers. thats all i want for christmas. fucko

if life gives you lemons, trade them for stablecoins on the polygon network

the lecherous jon bon jovi. he wants to do gay shit to me

i dont follow u for the posts. i follow u bc of the account. it has an account value that is separate from the posts

"the pen is mightier than the fucker" - mark twain

you cant judge a book by it's cover. you should judge a person by their butt hole

i think there are like 4 distinct paths to enlightenment. 1. the hard way 2. the easy way 3. the fuckin spikes way 4. fuckin spikes but theres like a ramp leading up to it

u cant win an online argument with a good poster. they have superior instincts. u are a bug. u are a tiny bug

america the beautiful. more like america the butt a hole

when people ask me if im mentally fit i tell them to look at my posts and then look at their own posts and compare us. they usually check themselves into a hospital

some ppl think im transmed but im not. im transfat. i was born with a fat penis

my wife thinks im gay. good instincts honey

im so happy for u!!!!! *pours gas over ur heart and lungs and watches it burn*