Special place in hell for the guy who was like "what if we played commercials at the pump"

I want to thank @doublewhammy.bsky.social for letting me create a Blue Bunny Sonic ice cream guitar and smack enemies with it

Damn even the scammers have jokes

What do you mean the French word for zapper is baguette

I will continue to use Spotify solely because of how zany the Daylist titles get

We went to Texas Renaissance Festival with some dear friends. She's my beautiful queen with a beautiful tiara she picked out, and I may or may not still be geeking out over a new toy from Crimson Dawn. Definitely making TRF a regular visit. @jellyfish72.bsky.social

The picture shows a T-shirt with the Buc-ee's beaver eating a brisket sandwich, with the words "everyone has beef with Buc-ee's. There is also a wooden spatula pictured on top of the shirt, purchased from Buc-ee's.

If you're into that kind of thing, Buc-ee's wooden spoons and spatulas make for fantastic impact toys. @jellyfish72.bsky.social can confirm.

5 more minutes

THEN WE RISE

Good news has been pretty scarce lately, but the exercise gacha has my back, so here's a shiny cool guy™ for your timeline to bless your week

Shoutouts to my partner who met me right as Sega was pushing the Year of Shadow so instead of meeting me as a rather tame Zelda nerd she met me as I was gleefully regressing into peak autist (and still loving me for it)

Oh there's a Funko with the SOAPs? Need it.

This picture shows an action figure of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle, next to a smaller Lego minifigure of Shadow, also on a small Lego motorcycle, facing the camera.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again