They should make a pro basketball league in the united states.

THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS HAVE FALLEN (NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME)

Thank you

ikr

it's cool the word grammatically is hard to spell because after all that's not its wheelhouse. "go ahead and misspell me," grammar said, "that's not my job."

1806 map of german speaking Europe with French and Austrian troop movements

(Bursts into mutuals lounge) hey look at this map I got

THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS HAVE BEEN HWOOPED UPON

If ida been there when himmelstoss made paul baumer and the crew lie down in mud ida slapped that little wiener so hard in schnozz theyda been finding boogers on the damn eastern front i can promise you that

Yellow?

I didn’t have prominent pittsburgh gender reveal on my bingo card

I want one of those giant fake gold chains with a giant excel sheet pendant

THE NATIONALS WHOOPED UP ON EM TODAY BOY I TELL YOU HWAT

Tell them about the hogs in albanian

Introducing ThinkJuice™️ the thinker’s juice

Hey all you himbo and bimbos, try not to stupid? Have a ThinkJuice™️

Spring 1973. Baby girl is in the crooner unemployment line. The guitar boys have taken over. She is thinking. She pulls a can of ThinkJuice™️ from her briefcase. All is well.

Jesus appr

Movie franchise would have been drastically different with finance bros

Men in black. 3 pane dialogue. Scene with rip torn telling will smith it’s time to put on the last suit he’ll ever wear, but the word suit is replaced with performance polo

Happy friday

NONE OF THE TRUTHS HELD TONIGHT THE NATIONALS HAVE FALLEN

Listening on eff emm

I see this

My quest to parody the stupidest replies you get remains endless. It can’t be faked

Well weeder i think people should be allowed to have different tastes in music and this feels like an adhominem attack when instead you could be affirming their essential dignity as human beings

It was !

Wowwwww 🤣

Creating the George W. Bush Appreciation Station. So go ahead and leave your love below 👇

THE NATIONALS PROVED YESTERDAY THAT IF YOU PUT UP 5 RUNS SOMETIMES YOU LOSE YES BUT OTHER TIMES MY DEAR YOU MAY WIN

THE NATIONALS DID NOT PLAY WELL YESTERDAY NOT AT ALL

Glenburniemarrelin

Sports litigation is such a funny concept to me. “Let me enter into the record a photo of the defendant catching a ball”

”objection your honor”

Do you think if the guys in all quiet hadn’t taunted himmelstoss they might have won the war

In my dreams you croon to me