Article in the New York Times “So Your Dog Isn’t a Genius?”

Did @nytimes.com just call my dog dumb?

Bought a Cloud Tops print. Excited to get it!

I feel terrible for these poor service members. I feel really bad for the onboard cooks, who are probably bereft they can’t do more.

It’s giving sty trough vibes.

A person is singling LOUDLY on the metro. Very loud, piercing voice. I am not enjoying it.

That huge portrait photo was a jump scare.

I got two breakfast value meals at chez Clown ( don’t judge)and it was more than $27. 🤔😬😡

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GUM continues Typhoon Watch for Guam Coastal Waters, Rota Coastal Waters, Saipan Coastal Waters, Tinian Coastal Waters [PM] until further notice Link

Cadre of on-call Response employees are still working. Rest of the agency told to report back on Monday. There’s no budget though.

* WHAT...Flash flooding caused by excessive rainfall continues to be possible. * WHERE...Guam, Rota, Saipan and Tinian. * WHEN...From 6 PM ChST this evening through Wednesday morning. * IMPACTS...Excessive runoff may result in flooding of rivers, creeks, streams, and other low-lying and flood-prone locations. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS... - Typhoon Sinlaku is expected to approach the Marianas, and could drop as much as 20 inches of rain between Monday and Wednesday. - http://www.weather.gov/safety/flood

🚨 Flood Watch issued April 12 at 7:20AM ChST until April 15 at 10:00AM ChST by NWS Tiyan GU 🚨
Additional Details Here.

And DCA, with its shockingly short runways.

Amen to that! Ay ai!!!

Wait. Ads?? It’s bad enough they’re putting them in shows/movies even for prime members. Now I have to pay for a book AND GET ADS?!? F that guy and his tacky wife.

How absolute dare. Big beef and cheddar with Horsey Sauce is my ride or die.

Yeah, that was always a ✨bold✨ suggestion. No, thank you. 🧼🫧🦷🪥

Exactly. It used to be much, much weirder though.

Ope: sorry, it’s Eddie’s Little sandwich shop and deli. www.eddieslittleshop.com

Little Eddie’s! Limited seats but the sandwiches are sublime.

For my fellow Alexandrians: (is that a word?)

Luckily for you, society designed most things for right handed people so we lefties have to be really creative.

Freedom House Museum to mark 177th anniversary of historic slave escape attempt with free weekend events Freedom House Museum will offer docent-led discussions and a public conversation on social resistance April 11-12 in honor of 77 enslaved people who sought freedom aboard the schooner Pearl in 1848

The museum will offer docent-led discussions and a public conversation on social resistance in honor of 77 enslaved people who sought freedom aboard the schooner Pearl in 1848.

I laugh-snorted. Thank you.

Daaammnnn. And to think how many guys don’t want to learn how to dance. At all. Because it’s not “masculine.”

Wine in a drum, anyone? 🛢️🍷

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Truly. A bucket of booze with the fancy cocktail cherries. With a silly straw.

As others are noting, I’m seeing post after post from folks I don’t know losing their pets. A blanket message of sympathy as I know how much it hurts, but what the actual fuck, Bluesky algo??

Okay but a tuba may have improved the situation.

Also… experts in what, exactly? Star Trek?