Tim is a flat circle or something to that effect

Step one of smart negotiating is to give the other party exactly what they want up front before presenting your demands.

Even comic books will occasionally be like “ok none of the stuff before this matters,” and just introduce the whole universe like it’s brand new.

god can you even imagine such a guy

Just played The Company’s Lament—a nearly eight minute tune—on my pipes for the first time in several months. I haven’t really been in a music-making mood, but that might have shaken me out of my funk and given me a solid lats workout all at the same time 😆

me and who

(alex jones voice) THEY'RE TURNING THE BAGS GAY

[pushing up glasses] in mario kart bowser does not take the position of an enemy per se but is merely another participant invited to the racing competition. there is no hero or villain, no moral valence to the races in mario kart

It all tastes like sugar and neon imo

Which is fine!

Don’t worry. I’m sending them now!

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

That's so true--despite being called "fingers," they do rarely seem to fing. Do you want some help staring at them for the next few hours to see if that changes?

tfw you definitely understand what war is

A North Face ad with a gray and yellow sleeping bag with flaps tossed open to either side. The text reads “open to everybody.”

North Face please my kids are in the room

got in the car after picking up my adhd meds and immediately ripped open the package so I could rub a capsule on my gums

SKULBS FOR THE SKULB THROND!

what if it happens on 4/20

“They don’t care about beating Republicans” right after naming a prominent Democrat who absolutely does not care about beating Republicans.

yes it is

They still can if Mike Pence has the courage

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

It’s discriminating against me specifically

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what if it happens on 4/20

The best wine is always at the next place.

we’re gonna have to [redacted] every one of these guys

Maybe one of the most damning things you can say about this administration is it’s full of guys who think Jules was the hero in Pulp Fiction.

It is morning, blueskis.

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