as the mythbusters once said, I reject your reality and substitute my own.

if you dont have the wikipedia app youre only getting HALF of the story

im preparing for a major comeback

my mom sent me this

vaping and just chilling is the best

vaping is so fun

i love vaping

yeah bro, i feel pummeled by time too!

ZORON WAS HERE

fuck u

wheat penny fans make some noise

ur bi

i’d like to see how YOUR hair fairs in a blizzard donald trump

im the realest white boy on the planet atm just to be very clear w u

why do ppl wear contacts when u could just wear glasses

ed edd n eddy

i’m not a killer im an adult w a HEART

can u say whatever on here?

i’ve killed and i’ll kill again. this is a murder confession. look it up!!

this world better get used to it cuz im not going anywhere baby

im a visionary creative genius

me and who

u know the one

i’m wearing the shirt

dry humping is “a fun start”?

HUNNY

its all a REFLECTION of yourself!! and u got wrinkles…

u may not believe me if i told you how many cookies

ive been eating so many cookies lately

when u truly say fuq da haters something magical happens