This just in: Grade school ABC - Learn to Read book sales skyrocket from MAGA preparing for the Epstein File release.

#dgg

Oh, so you did vote, but you lied in front of Hasan's audience for leftist credit then? Or you didn't vote, and you lied to Sam Seder? Which one is it?

What are you thankful for?

Wrong answers only.

#dgg
#dggL
#Daliban

Jack Smith has now filed to drop the Jan 6th case against Trump

This has allowed the Trump transition team to claim a win over an "unconstitutional federal case" from "political weaponization of our justice system"

We have given yet another W to the party that doesn't understand the constitution

This timeline sucks.

I'm not surprised the incels turned out for the Annoying Orange. They're guaranteed four years of getting fucked.

They should just rename vaccines “supplements” so everyone will like them.

Fights at Thanksgiving this year are going to make Paul vs Tyson look like a pillow fight.

#dgg
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#Daliban

I'm him, I'm that guy.

/r/conservative subreddit self-deprogramming in real time over Dr. Oz pick as CMS

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

Imagine churning out fan fiction about a YouTuber on a genocidal crusade. Meanwhile, the branches of government are heavily red and is led by an orange with terrible foreign policy.

Oh, wait. That's an actual thing.

#dgg
#dggL
#Daliban

Good luck :) you got this!

Looks like they forgot bots don't click ads. Can't wait to see the narrative Elon will come up with.

One of us. One of us. Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble.

Quality > Quantity

To nurture your mental health.

To escape a toxic platform.

To be free from curated political influence.

And to remember that there are still people out there looking out for one another.

Trump doesn't have the best track record with relationships with those around him. What's his breakup with Elon going to look like?

#dgg
#dggL
#Daliban

Jake Paul having "philanthropist" in his intro followed by pointing out the million dollar shorts was gold.

Never mind. I found Step 2.

Okay #dgg, I'm here. Tf do I do now?

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Yeah, it started on the night of November 5th.

*cabinet picks announced*

#dgg gonna take over this platform and I am here for it 🤠

I was here! 🥳