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Posts by Tom Ward
Left Behind is abysmally great garbage.
Absolutely nothing going past those eyes.
Excellent loaf technique though; very Business Cat.
Sirius says happy Saturday.
90s Trent Reznor, lank long hair, unfortunate goatee, looks like a V for Vendetta mask
00s Trent Reznor: beefier, clean shaven, staring down the camera, unflatteringly puffy hair
Mariqueen Maandig and Trent Reznor on stage at Coachella this past weekend, just a really hot couple on level pegging attractiveness-wise
Trent Reznor in the 90s: gaunt nerd
Trent Reznor in the 00s: PS2 hair
Trent Reznor at Coachella this weekend: someone you look at and think 'yeah actually you do look hot enough, still, to be with Mariqueen Maandig'
At the YUNGBLUD show but the stunning Villareal sisters (The Warning) are the main support ❤️❤️❤️
😮🚨
Nice and relaxed, quietly watching X-Files and the dog rips out an apocalyptic fart in his sleep.
Good evening all, especially Gillian Anderson.
Oh, that's better.
Watching the final round of Snooker qualifiers.
Ali Carter, as per usual, making his own mistakes. Love to see it. (I do not like that man) - McGill for the win!
Jak Jones to beat Brecel (who I also dislike).
Even I will admit this is stellar casting.
Couldn't give a toss about the film.
Longlegs 2: Longer Legs
Wash yourself, you dirty pig.
Outrageous - I must go.
Also way to make me feel old. 20 YEARS?!
"Vance" is a useful new verb in the English language, and one consistent with our Latinate heritage.
Compare:
➡️ ADVANCE: To move something forward.
⬅️ VANCE: To cause a situation to decline or devolve.
In a sentence:
"Donald Trump's second term vanced the American economy."
Same. It needs to be as silly as possible.
Innit. Just give me Big G fighting Ghodirah all the time.