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Posts by Tom Ward

Elite pirate skills!

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Left Behind is abysmally great garbage.

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a man says i am never going to emotionally recover from this while standing in front of a refrigerator ALT: a man says i am never going to emotionally recover from this while standing in front of a refrigerator

The Pitt S2 finale.

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Absolutely nothing going past those eyes.

Excellent loaf technique though; very Business Cat.

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Sirius says happy Saturday.

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90s Trent Reznor, lank long hair, unfortunate goatee, looks like a V for Vendetta mask

90s Trent Reznor, lank long hair, unfortunate goatee, looks like a V for Vendetta mask

00s Trent Reznor: beefier, clean shaven, staring down the camera, unflatteringly puffy hair

00s Trent Reznor: beefier, clean shaven, staring down the camera, unflatteringly puffy hair

Mariqueen Maandig and Trent Reznor on stage at Coachella this past weekend, just a really hot couple on level pegging attractiveness-wise

Mariqueen Maandig and Trent Reznor on stage at Coachella this past weekend, just a really hot couple on level pegging attractiveness-wise

Trent Reznor in the 90s: gaunt nerd
Trent Reznor in the 00s: PS2 hair
Trent Reznor at Coachella this weekend: someone you look at and think 'yeah actually you do look hot enough, still, to be with Mariqueen Maandig'

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At the YUNGBLUD show but the stunning Villareal sisters (The Warning) are the main support ❤️❤️❤️

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😮🚨

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a man with a beard wearing a black leather jacket is sitting in front of a sign . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black leather jacket is sitting in front of a sign .

Nine Inch Noize on repeat today.

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Nice and relaxed, quietly watching X-Files and the dog rips out an apocalyptic fart in his sleep.

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Good evening all, especially Gillian Anderson.

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Oh, that's better.

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a man in a white shirt and tie is holding his hands to his chin and saying yes . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is holding his hands to his chin and saying yes .
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Surely the sequel is called Longer Legs.

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Watching the final round of Snooker qualifiers.

Ali Carter, as per usual, making his own mistakes. Love to see it. (I do not like that man) - McGill for the win!

Jak Jones to beat Brecel (who I also dislike).

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Even I will admit this is stellar casting.

Couldn't give a toss about the film.

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Longlegs 2: Longer Legs

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Wash yourself, you dirty pig.

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Outrageous - I must go.

Also way to make me feel old. 20 YEARS?!

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a man in a blue jacket is looking at a woman in front of a building ALT: a man in a blue jacket is looking at a woman in front of a building

Monday.

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"Vance" is a useful new verb in the English language, and one consistent with our Latinate heritage.

Compare:

➡️ ADVANCE: To move something forward.
⬅️ VANCE: To cause a situation to decline or devolve.

In a sentence:

"Donald Trump's second term vanced the American economy."

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a man in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway with the words `` correct-a-mondo '' written on it . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway with the words `` correct-a-mondo '' written on it .
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Same. It needs to be as silly as possible.

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a cat in space with the words freakin space man ALT: a cat in space with the words freakin space man
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Innit. Just give me Big G fighting Ghodirah all the time.

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