GOAL CELLY AT THE PENALTY BOX 💀

Just put the whole bench in the box

These men are gonna kill each other

Yes... YEEESSSSS

We love kev_jg

Adley Stan Rutschman

oak pollen is the devil

"hello, human resources?" meme where the guy the lady likes is labeled "a japanese kitchen appliance" and he's saying "beep" and she's like "awww, you're sweet" and the guy who makes her want to call HR is "an american kitchen appliance" also saying "beep". wow, alt text really isn't great for this

something that's been on my heart lately

That's what I'm TALKING ABOUT

Holy smooooooookes Sabres

Fuck this shitsburgh team

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Beat! The! Shit! Out! Of! Each! Other!

Just beat the shit out of each other

I hope this Pittsburgh/Philly series is all fights and no goals

JEREMIAH MF JACKSON

i am pro-gun control but i think mamdani's security detail should get to ride a handlebar-mounted .30 cal tricycle

I'm going to [REDACTED] the Washington Nationals bullpen

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"Robert Prevost (right) with Augustinian friars, including Giuseppe Pagano, along with Giacomo Cagnes protesting NATO missile bases in Comiso, Italy. The protest occurred in Rome in October of 1983. Photo taken by Gianni Novelli of Pax Christi Italy."

brb getting "I think, honestly, I'm pretty sure it's not my last game" tattooed on my body

Sammi Silber @sammisilber Pierre-Luc Dubois said the plan is for Ryan Leonard and Cole Hutson to live together next season. 10:31 AM · Apr 16, 2026

Close enough, welcome back Bro Beans

Feels a little unhinged to listen to Stick Season when it's 90 degrees out

No❤️

OK COACH 😤

all right lumbus we're both eliminated, let's just agree to get the big man to 50 one more time

I'm actually fine with this bc now caps can't eliminate themselves

Jeremiah MF Jackson