music reviews are similar
"this album changed me as a person. 7/10"

guess i should finally stop sleeping on this one

was inadvertently made aware that The Gamers are back at sending death threats to a reviewer for giving a video game a 6/10 review so that's what i'm staring at the wall about today

a sticker with the text "tofu: life's only guarantee"

what

is it rude to ask someone about their homestuck style typing quirk

you can do it in zero sleeps if you're good enough

got an obvious robot call at work that led off with an exasperated sigh and said "i'm going to be completely honest with you, i'm running on zero caffeine"
the robots are extremely invested in making you want to hang up on them immediately

what rough beast slouches towards the algorithm to be born?

a screenshot of an algorithm-recommended article with the headline "the 'rawdogging' trend: a new term for an ancient practice"

uh

my thoughts are as follows:
oh my god fuck all the way off

but i just got here

explaining house of leaves Pretty sure this is the grand staircase.

been getting baader-meinhofed by house of leaves lately so i finally finished that essay i wrote most of over a year ago www.vaudevillegho.st/explaining-h...

My cover letter for a job at JK Rowling's Women's Fund.

asofterworld.com/OQ/?file=26....

Wish me luck! PRAYER HANDS

remember when they switched to tms being permanent and reusable and everyone universally agreed that was way better
i think even the pope came out and said ex cathedra that reusable tms are better

i believe the rule is if it's funny you are required to do it and that would be extremely funny

thinking of that guy who got mad at me when i said i thought it was funny when a big digiorno box truck had an "it's not delivery it's digiorno" ad on it because he thought i didn't understand that they meant delivery in the sense of "getting a pizza delivered to your house"
hope he's doing okay

poster with the text "get strong, play chess", advertising a chess club

chess club where the prerequisite to play is getting absolutely jacked

not content with having so thoroughly botched their previous jape they had to apologize for their chatbot's bigotry, the server from yesterday has switched to a poorly executed fake unread notification ping for their icon, because nothing is more funny than other people's anxiety amirite fellas

a poster advertising "cutie's young people market!" in large text, and, in much smaller text, "with vendors ages 8-14". it's also advertising that the market is happening "today, sunday march 29th", a day which is notably no longer today

you can't . . . you can't just call it that

at 7.45pm coordinated universal time on march 31st, the snarky chatbot they installed for their april fools joke was removed for being transphobic
what a time, what a time

woke up to an @ everyone ping from a large discord server doing their april fools joke announcement that they're replacing their mod team with an ai chatbot
it's still march 31 in most of the world

cringe is an opp tbh. if they can get you to cringe at the earnestness of people who are on your side guess who benefits

oh word
that has happened to me so many times i'm glad there's a name for it

we named a special category of non-crush after it is everyone happy now??

saw a youtube comment saying they had a plutonic crush on someone and i know it's just a typo or misspelling or whatever but also i need to know what a plutonic crush is

i did make up this guy but also i think he is probably out there somewhere

/ OMG *PLEASE*
/ DO NOT SIGN UP W/ UR REAL NAME 2 GO 2 A PROTEST

make bad art The slopmongers are powerless against our joy.

new post! www.vaudevillegho.st/make-bad-art/

for real. art is worthy because it was made by human hands
the punk band armed with nothing but three chords and the truth is every bit as valid and worthy as the grandest opera and i do not trust anyone who says otherwise

guy who thinks the name of the corporation that runs facebook is short for "most effective tactic available"