A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

A posted sign with a silhouette of a pigeon with what looks like fire behind it, with a red circle around it and line through it, and the word “No” below.

pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign

The 3D pinball space cadet game that used to come standard on windows PCs

yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi

Eight year old: Who is the pope?

Me: Begins to explain…

Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”

Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words

so they're mycoblogging

Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO

stolen valor is everywhere

stay woke

Butler who missed work for 3 days due to constipation: I am so behind on my duties

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

shows the muppets would enhance: thread

Eating out in Japan? In this Okonomi?

OK what was he doing with Sven

FELLOW COP: have you traced the weapons yet

ME: *proudly puts pencil down*

beware the vibes of march

the best people i know are dogs

What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The vas deferens? The Vietnam War?

Beaker photobombing H.E.R on the oscars red carpet.

the muppets crashing the red carpet at the 2025 oscars: thread

ME: I’ve had this irrational fear ever since a strange man surprised me with his owl impression

THERAPIST: who?

ME: *falls off the couch*

Telling my dentist I acci-DENTALLY hit her Mercedes while parking

[job interview]

CHEF: what do you bring to the table

WAITRESS: is this a trick question

Pope Al Dente Lasagna

Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared. ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.

NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.

https://propub.li/43487Tj

cries in empty set

I'M MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE

I have high hopes. The snow on top will give it some cover from the wind to keep crystalizing.

Massive lake freeze progress over the long weekend! Hope local news tells us when we can walk out!

Big if true

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor

PASSENGERS: sorry no

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot

The voice of the people is the voice of a dog

tomorrow is another day and that is absolutely unacceptable