The Triumph of Bacchus, by Diego Velázquez, 1628-29

Clay Travis getting all three football games today hilariously wrong

A surefire way to get rich is to always fade Clay Travis.

"Alabama would've won" can't be silenced by Ohio State splattering one of several teams that beat Actual Alabama, because Hypothetical Alabama always would've won

Ashton Jeanty’s gonna be my primary rooting interest in the playoffs

The only coach to ever threaten to “f***ing kill” me just lost a championship in rough fashion, so karma is still alive and well!

One of the worst parts of working college sports is all the puff pieces and glowing commentary on coaches who are actually pretty crappy people…one of the best parts is watching said coaches have a bad loss. It’s small, but it shows karma exists in a way

This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters

Every time I plug this app on the other one I get a handful of
hyper-angry flag avi chuds saying “yeah that’s where they get off their lib takes now” whereas what I’m actually doing here is a call-and-response with lyrics of “Sushi Glory Hole.”

Where you goin

Maybe, much like Kirby when it comes to his players driving recklessly and actually causing deaths, the CFP is choosing to look the other way

i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can