How the FUCK you gonna be out here forgetting the GOAT?

I took a shit & the toilet bowl was covered in blood.

Is this an Iron Lung reference?

*Me, playing Cleveland Brown in Fortnite*

Is this blackface?

I cannot fucking BELIEVE that I have to sit through another press tour listening to Chris Pratt call them turtles & not Koopas again like that mfer plays Mario games.

Oh for fuck sake.

Why talk about philosophy when you could philo-sock with your cum?

May God bless your soul & invade your holes.

Gay'men. 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Sydney Sweener

just found out Big Mouth just released it's 8th season.

10 years ago I would have read this & unequivocally assumed it to be a joke.

In 2025, dystopian nightmare reality.

Okay, so it's decided, I'll be killing myself sometime in June 2026.

I just spent an hour scrolling through old tweets & little funny videos I made for twitter in like 2020-2023. Then 2024 happened & now I just can't see myself ever having that much fun with posting shit online again. It fucking sucks.

(And yes, I blame Slazo Media unflinchingly. Soul suckers.)

Dude, Emma Frost didn't awaken jack shit in me. Like a racist man seeing Donald Trump in 2015, I just feel so much more emboldened to speak my truth.

That woman is FUCKING HOT & I am down abysmal.

i thought a sashay was the thing i ripped open & poured over my instant ramen?

Like, I know I'm not the only one who thinks it's shady & it comes off pretty conspiratorial but I genuinely think it might be a crypto-mining scheme.

I bought it because I love dumb novelty shit like this but something seemed suuper shady. That weird launcher that is constantly processing... something...? The fact that it has those dummy achievements of the alphabet, the fact that it doesn't close properly? Shady af.

I refunded immediately.

Maaaaan, this sucks. I'm not pre-ordering now, fuck you Nintnendo.

is it too much to say i wanna see the duck from repo dismembered and viciously mutilated?

'Me at the Zoo' will turn 20 in around about a month & I'm just not going to be able to handle YouTube videos saying 'Uploaded 20 years ago.'

Question. When are we, as a society, going to start talking more about how Scott the Woz is the best YouTuber in like, pretty much every aspect?

Three hours into Split Fiction & it's just fucking outstanding. There is next to no studio in this industry who just KNOW how to make a good game like Hazelight Games.

@everyone in this fucking discord server is legit one traumatic event away from becoming schizophrenic

Ok

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

The only thing my mother want of my partner's is that she's a nice girl who is nice.

I just want a man who is so big that he sends my lunch right back into my esophagus.

Roses are red
Violets are red
I have a dead
man in my shed.

👍

i like this one 👍

ive decided that max payne is the greatest game of all time