i love this little weirdo

A lot of kids aren’t old enough to know this but before Elon Musk the “exact opposite of cool” was just some abstract, nonexistent thing we would jokingly refer to

i am linda richman’s biggest fan ☺️

The Olive Garden is a hate crime against olives and gardens

yes!

it is the most soothing show

hello amp!!!

you’re gonna love it amp

i think i need to name this guy sideshow bob

if you’re not watching “the dog house: uk” on max then what are you even doing. they’re pairing shelter dogs with adoptive families! it’s so cute

landlords have gotten so greedy that i’ve been priced out of the rental market

hello from simon and rory!

thanks friend!!!

ok that makes sense, thanks!!!!

why am i gaining so many followers rn who has my voodoo doll

low energy simon post

there should be other types of nog

lmao it took me a minute but 👏👏

call me shooterhog the way this man has me acting up

gonna do an ancestry dna test which is harrowing when you know you have heavy german roots 😬

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

alf

ok you probably hate this guy too ??

i believe in you

i will perpetually be the poor sap in a ford fiesta aka honda fit

concurrently posted this on twitter and it’s doing better over there. wow i didn’t know bluesky hates dogs

an embarrassment of riches 😭

cuddle puddle

thanks buddy

sure marsh

your ass hath been besook