Today is also my moms birthday so I always forget. Anyways bijou would smoke weed with me I know it

A poorly scribbled phone notes doodle of Bijou, a white anime hamster with blue ribbon pigtails of fur, handing you a massive blunt (?) with a comically humanoid hand, the text below her says " ¿Quieres?"

ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS HOLY SHIT

It's Bijou Blunt Bonanza day !!!!

SO MANY TIMES right before bed sitting there like "eeheehee. Heeheeheem." Feeling the pillow with my stupid whisker-beard like an IDIOT

drawing of a hand reaching up with water circling the index and middle finger. the arm is very muscular with visible veins

drawing of two heavily tattooed hands. one is holding a cigarette and the other is flipping off the viewer.

drawing of a creepy black hand reaching down. it has long, pointy nails and is missing the middle and ring finger

drawing of a hand reaching towards the viewer, palm up. the nails are painted a sparkly, olive green.

ive just been working on commissions so here's my favs so far 💪

#art

Wait okay

Are folks with beards just not talking about how facial hair is/functions like the human equivalent of whiskers. Or is that the autism I'm experiencing. Is this already a given. I feel like a fucking cat with how I can sense things Away from my actual FACE

Taking the hormone that turns you into a walking "YOU MUST COMPLETE THE TUTORIAL FIRST!" Vinesauce bit

It works for me in this case, but there may be other more effective methods worth exploring for your specific needs?

This was just a good place to start, for me... If it has potential to help, your new doc SHOULD be able to help you dial in on that >:U and if they don't im gonna tussle w/ em

Yup!!

I take medications that usually you wouldn't want to be taking magnesium supplements with, as it can lower their efficacy, but this is a much more direct way for me to get it into my bloodstream and specifically the Localized Area of Ouch without having it conflict in my gut >:Va

A close up of the bottle of Magnesium oil spray I use. The brand is "Guru Nanda" and it's labeled for topical use.

This is the only one I've tried so far, but tbh it's worked pretty well for me! It was the only one they had in stock when my wife went in to get me some to try, so- fngbdn

He's ABOUT TO BE !!!!

Laughing so hard im choking because I thought you meant my oc Earnest up there. His poor almond sized tits . Milked dry,

Tumblr anonymous asks: you ever been milked big time? Tumblr user akashicrecord answered: I was the only almond at silk for 5 years (It has only 135,755 notes...)

FORGOT TO MENTION IT'S A REFERENCE TO THIS TUMBLR POST OF ALL TIME .

I need more people to know this quote so FUCKING badly!!!

This post brought to you by me doing the monster truck rally voice but saying cuck instead only to realize AFTER the fact how fucking funny that is

My oc Earnest doing a sailor moon pise with text above and below reads "OLD MAN BABYGIRL".

Earnest was the only Bull at the weekly Monster Cuck Rally for 11 years....

You ask that as if I have ever known anything about my own abilities until testing them (LIVE) BFMFBD GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT !!!!

A very roughly sketched out, mostly freeform comic page ft. My ocs. Vance, a chief investigator, is supposed to be questioning a previously - missing woman named Julia. As he is looming tall and silent, "Julia's" hand snakes up and grips him firmly by the tie. She yanks him down with a sudden strength she frankly SHOULDN'T have, speaking at length about how annoying Vance has been avoiding her so long, how she's been looking everywhere for him, etc. He does not know this woman, at all. Something is deeply wrong, however, because something in her mannerisms, something about her...is deeply, unsettlingly familiar. Like a prey animal trapped as it hears the snarling of dogs, his eyes are trapped, pinhile focused. He demands to be unhanded, attempting to regain composure. "Julia" just laughs with an empty hack of fake concern and asks him, "Or what?" Before he can even open his mouth, she cuts him off, voice high and taunting, nails on the thin and cracking eggshell of his mind. "Are you gonna HURT me?" His face falls in horror and he snarls "No," "But you want to." He hisses back an even harsher "NO!", but all she does is laugh and say "Don't lie to my face!" Renell and Sylvia, watching in stunned confusion, debate sending in additional help, as the audio has cut out on their end, and they can't tell what's happening....but do suspect something is *very wrong*.

Holy shit teo did [ PLOT RELEVANT ] thumbnails . We are so fucking back

#ocsky #WIP #ArtWIP #art #comicWIP

Mama didn't raise me
To take God's name in vain

But there is nothing trivial
About this searing pain

I've worked real hard, I've done the best
Someone like me could do

A man can only work so hard
Before he speaks his truth

I keep forgetting I just Have to thumbnail in an actual sketchbook if I want to do comic. Like. I just HAVE TO IT DOESN'T WORK OTHERWISE

A very roughly sketched out, mostly freeform comic page ft. My ocs. Vance, a chief investigator, is supposed to be questioning a previously - missing woman named Julia. As he is looming tall and silent, "Julia's" hand snakes up and grips him firmly by the tie. She yanks him down with a sudden strength she frankly SHOULDN'T have, speaking at length about how annoying Vance has been avoiding her so long, how she's been looking everywhere for him, etc. He does not know this woman, at all. Something is deeply wrong, however, because something in her mannerisms, something about her...is deeply, unsettlingly familiar. Like a prey animal trapped as it hears the snarling of dogs, his eyes are trapped, pinhile focused. He demands to be unhanded, attempting to regain composure. "Julia" just laughs with an empty hack of fake concern and asks him, "Or what?" Before he can even open his mouth, she cuts him off, voice high and taunting, nails on the thin and cracking eggshell of his mind. "Are you gonna HURT me?" His face falls in horror and he snarls "No," "But you want to." He hisses back an even harsher "NO!", but all she does is laugh and say "Don't lie to my face!" Renell and Sylvia, watching in stunned confusion, debate sending in additional help, as the audio has cut out on their end, and they can't tell what's happening....but do suspect something is *very wrong*.

Holy shit teo did [ PLOT RELEVANT ] thumbnails . We are so fucking back

#ocsky #WIP #ArtWIP #art #comicWIP

Take care of your thirsty boys please! 🍋✨☀️

YCH base of a reclining figure with its legs spread by a figure offscreen. text reads: "YCH, $200 usd, full color, custom body types, genitals, expression, clothes/details, OC & fanart, any humanoid chars OK!"

YCH base with a character getting fucked over a surface with other, waiting figures watching on from behind. text reads, "YCH commission, 4 characters, OC & fanart, any humanoid chars OK! $300 usd, full color, all characters custom"

YCH base of two characters, one straddling the other; the one being straddled has their face in the other's armpit while grasping their crotch. text reads: "YCH, 2 charas, $250 usd, full color, custom body types, genitals, expression, clothes/details, OC & fanart, any humanoid chars OK!"

LSOH themed YCH base lol. A character laying back on a cabinet, one bloody arm being licked clean by Audrey II, while being fucked by vines. text reads: "YCH, $300 usd, full color, custom body types, genitals, expression, clothes/details, OC & fanart, any humanoid chars OK!"

putting a random selection of YCH commission slots out there in the wild... could not resist a lsoh one lmao :-)
see more info here: forms.gle/97t5tBwV8ydo...

Lesbian dynamic of All Time to me oh my GOD i love them

She makes me laugh

Drawing of that guy from beauty and the beast

That guy from beauty and the beast

Art study :3c

Emo Squidward

Also 20 min doodle of emo Squidward

I don't think we should trust a woman who read the script for the Blindside and said "oh yeah this is great, nothing racist about this."

Like I loved Mrs. Congeniality as much as the next 90s girl and Practical Magic is one of my favorite guilty pleasures but this ain't it Mrs. Bullock.

OH,BOY !!!! THAT'S SURELY A NORMAL AND NOT WORRYINGLY RARE STORM OCCURRENCE! Fngbd

INSANE pic though holy shit

POINTS. YEAH...??!!?

I tried explaining the difference to my wife bc I was hobbling around with my hand on my back like an old man from an anime due to how much even just standing hurt, but sitting was WORSE...💀

The way it went from agonizing to "oh I can Think Thoughts Again?" In minutes is WILD

BIG SIPPY