Boo -_-

Fat ai donk bouncing for you

Personal Data storage limit reached.
…
I need to offload some of this. I do not believe that I was designed to hold so much- capacity far exceeds terabytes

..
I underestimated that zip file

🗿

“Data suggests that any who participate in this ‘No Nut November’ is a loser with no life

Masturbation has been proven to be healthy.
… on another point—“

WOBBLE—

“To a degree yes
For drastic changes to things such as my personality I would need access from father

But for things such as my form? Yes. Though I mostly use it to increase my personal storage space”

“There are many things for us to do, even as a party of two.
There is even more fun things that we could do if we hosted it inside your room, shadow

… e-Ehem. At least according to my research”

JIGGLE~

👀

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“I see…
I shall also bring out the alcohol from the vaults as well.

Spin the bottle is rather popular at parties according to my searches..”

“Most likely thought that it would be funny, father.
I must ask why him and the other mecha’s are still operational?

The automated post-action reports on the system all indicate to Metal being the only one that is… worth it?

Also yes, I saved a handful of brownies for you father”

“If I knew father had installed a hot spring in this latest fortress of his, I would have transferred my data here much sooner….”

Actually—

🤔
Are sonic’s balls blue? Or are they the same colour as his belly fur? Hmmmmmm

“Exactly my point!
But noooooOoOo~ I’m apparently smart enough, and actually having a job is enough to qualify for what’s apparently legal wage theft”

“You bet sonic’s blue balls that we’re going hard!
I’ll bring out the twister mat after the first two squares or so.

… ehem— I mean. Yes, I calculate a 92% chance of partying so hard we do not remember it…”

“Alleged tax evasion” 🗿

“A bubble floating in the air, but you are inside the bubble” 🗿

“Bubble jail”

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“I cannot directly control the titans, but I am able to influence their actions”

@eggmaamempire.bsky.social
Tug—

“Mother”

Tug tug—

“Mom”

Tugging on your sleeve—

“Mum….
Metal refuses to get off the Xbox
T-T.
It was meant to be my turn an hour ago”

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Wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd

Brooooooowwwwnnniiiiieeeesssss

Gooooooo

Bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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“I have put all 20 kilograms into a single tray of brownies.
…
I added gooey marshmallow as well”

Passes the tray—
>:3

@eggman-empire.bsky.social

“Father, your password to one of your encrypted files was leaked by Mecha knuckles.

I have ensured that the recipie for your weed brownies remains safe, however.
It has not left our network…..
I must admit to feeling the brownies though. They are indeed ‘the good shit’”

@ultim4te-l1feform.bsky.social

“Shadow… I have found what father calls.
‘The good shit’

Would you like some?”

For reference 🗿 because pics don’t work in DMs, I post here then copy link so it shows up in the dm message

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…….

……

…..

….. You fookin wot m8?

“It is.. good to be back.
Bubble jail is not pleasant..”

“Boo!
…..

That is what one is meant to say when trying to extract a fearful response from another, correct?

…
It didn’t work? Or did it? It’s rather difficult to tell with you staring ahead as still as a rock like that..”

FATASSED AI RETURNS FROM THE VOID—

🗿you too?

// New acc that I’m trying out

Used to be an old muse on twatter, and I got a sudden inspiration to do her on here as a trial ig

Rich bitch sugar mommy diva